WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 19th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
Pauly walks into a bar and says “Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!”
The bartender says, “Well, Pauly, seems you’re in a really good mood tonight, eh?”
Pauly says, “Oh, you can bet on it! I just got hired by the city to go around and
remove all the money from parking meters. I start on Monday!”
The bartender congratulates the man and proceeds to pour the round.
Monday evening arrives. Pauly comes back into the bar and says “Bartender,
TWO rounds for everyone, on me!”
The bartender says, “Well now! If you’re so happy just over having this new job,
I can just imagine how happy you’ll be when you get your paycheck!”
Pauly looks at the bartender with a confused look on his face, pulls out quite a
handful of quarters from his pocket, and says “You mean they’ll PAY me on top of it?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“This weekend is the 80th birthday of Superman. Now that he’s 80, Superman
is rendered helpless by Kryptonite and his email password.” -Conan O’Brien
“A group of scientists in Singapore built a robot that can put together Ikea furniture.
That’s when you know something’s wrong, when it’s easier to build
a robot than an Ikea dresser.” -Jimmy Fallon
“You know how sometimes when priests go to the Vatican they bring gifts for the Pope
from their home region? Recently, a priest from Kentucky decided to give the Pope
10 bottles of whiskey. He got 10 bottles of whiskey, which explains why
this morning’s 9 a.m. Mass was held at 2 p.m.” -James Corden
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
We had a power outage last week and my computer, TV,
and games console shut down immediately.
It was raining hard and I couldn’t play golf either so
I just talked to my wife for a few hours.
Seems like a nice person. 😮😮
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Set in the 1950s, this ‘Neo-noir’ style movie follows three very different cops and how they go about
solving a shooting at a diner. Name this Oscar winning movie!
Answer: “L.A. Confidential” (1997)
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a drummer who is losing his hearing. The film follows his journey as he tries to avoid his new reality.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
“I know we should have called the police,” Eric Wembly admitted as he nursed a bump on the back of his head. “But the kidnapper said he’d kill my brother if we did. And it’s not like we couldn’t afford the ransom.”
John Wembly, the elder son of Jonas Wembly, had been missing since Tuesday. On Wednesday morning, a lone kidnapper telephoned the mansion and made his demands. The younger Wembly son, Eric, was to bring the money in unmarked bills in a duffel bag. He was to take a specific route from the mansion, parking in a downtown lot and carrying the bag through an alley to a drop site in a nearby park.
The normally cheap Jonas Wembly was frantic and willingly agreed to the terms. A midnight pay-off. Half a million dollars. And no police.
“I was halfway through the alley,” Eric testified, “when I heard footsteps. Before I could turn around, I was hit on the head. I fell down. But it didn’t quite knock me out. I could see his back by the light of a streetlamp. Never got to see his front. He was running away with the duffel bag. A tall guy with white sneakers. He was wearing blue jeans and a dark cardigan. Sorry I can’t be more specific.”
In the case’s one lucky break, a police officer came across Eric shortly after the attack. He called in the crime and a patrol car responded immediately. Two suspicious-looking characters were apprehended in the vicinity, both resembling Eric’s description.
“So, I was running,” Petey Bordon said angrily. He had been found two blocks from the attack and started running as soon as he saw the patrol car. Petey had a string of priors, all misdemeanors. “I’m on parole,” he admitted, “And I was carrying a knife — for my own protection at night. That’s a violation. Can you wonder why I ran away?”
The second suspect was Arnie Acker, a homeless drifter. “I wasn’t even wearing this sweater,” he protested as he unbuttoned his moth-eaten cardigan. “I picked it out of the garbage just before you guys pulled me in.”
“We didn’t find money on either one of ’em,” the chief of police told Jonas Wembly. “And we didn’t find the duffel bag. But I got a pretty good idea what happened. Don’t worry. We’ll get your son back.”
Who kidnapped John Wembly?
ANSWER: Eric Wembly.
Eric’s testimony about the cardigan sweater gave him away. If Eric saw his attacker only from the rear, as he claimed, then it would have been impossible to tell if he was wearing a cardigan or a pullover. Eric was obviously lying. Eric eventually confessed, admitting that he and John had staged the entire kidnapping scene in order to extract money from their cheap father.
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
7 hours into her flight from Berlin to Denver, Jane is asked to fill out her customs forms. She rifles through her purse, looking for her receipts of the five souvenirs she purchased. Unfortunately, she can’t find her list anywhere! She needs to claim her gifts to United States customs upon arrival. Help her sort out what she bought, how much it cost, what city she was in when she bought it, what attraction she was visiting, and how she got there before she lands!
Item: Postcard, Book, Audio Tape, Model, Calendar
Cost: 1, 5, 8, 10, 16 Euros
City: Berlin, Stuttgart, Munich, Frankfurt, Rothenburg
Attraction: Castle, Play, Zoo, Museum, Cathedral
Transportation: U-bahn (U-bahn is like the subway, on rails), Bergbahn (German for Mountain Train), Car (rented, of course!), Taxi, Bicycle
- No item was purchased at an attraction or city with the same first letter as that item.
- Neither the Zoo nor the castle were accessible by rail. Rothenburg is a small, walled city; cars and taxis are of no use there.
- Stuttgart is known for its expensive taste. Therefore, the item purchased there was not less than 10 euros.
- The items are as follows: The book, the item purchased at a castle, the item bought in Rothenburg, the item that cost the most, and the item purchased after a scenic train ride.
- The “Bergbahn”, or mountain train, was not required to get to the cathedral.
- A car was rented on the trip that resulted in a souvenir for her favorite aunt that cost twice as much as the model she bought for her brother.
- A camera was not allowed in either attraction that involved living things, so she bought a postcard to remember one of them and a calendar to remember the other.
- The total cost of the souvenirs is divisible by the costs of each of these four different items: the one from Frankfurt, the gift bought in the cathedral, the one costing 1 Euro, and the one purchased after a taxi ride.
- The gift from the cathedral cost half as much as the gift purchased after the taxi ride, which was not through Stuttgart.
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