WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 24th, 2025

 Here’s The Story….
Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O’Hare airport in Chicago. Along with 
hotel accommodations, the airline issued each passenger a $10 meal ticket, or “chit.” 
That evening after dinner I presented my meal ticket to the cashier.
“Is this chit worth $10?” I asked.
Looking up nervously, the cashier responded, 
“I’m sorry, sir. Was the meal that bad?” 😀😬😁😂
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I saw that Princess Charlotte went to her first day of nursery school yesterday. 
It was a little intimidating for the other kids – like for ‘Show and Tell’ 
she brought Scotland.” -Jimmy Fallon

“An Arizona bank robber was recently arrested after he applied for a job with his local 
police department. They busted him after they asked, ‘Where do you see yourself in 
five years?’ and he said, ‘In jail for robbing a bank.'” -Seth Meyers

“There are a lot of things to dislike about L.A.: traffic, pollution, people. But it’s important 
sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, A) We don’t have to scrape ice off our 
windshield every morning, and B) I can wear the same pair of teal-colored dolphin 
shorts to work every day since 1985.” -Jimmy Kimmel 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A 17-year-old girl came home with five job applications. 
She carefully filled them out and later asked her mother to look them over.
All the answers were clear and concise, and she noticed that on all five 
applications, under “Previous Employment”, she had listed “Baby-sitting”.
But then she read, under “Reason for Leaving” her daughter had answered, 
“Parents came home.”  

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about Joe, a part-time music teacher and aspiring jazz professional.
Having got his big break, Joe falls into an accident-induced coma.
 
 Answer:  Soul!

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about an Irish folklore trilogy by filmmaker Tomm Moore, the father and daughter hunters come to 
Ireland to wipe out the last pack of wolves in the mid-17th century. 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Remove a letter from each of the words below and rearrange the remaining letters to form new words. The 10 words will all fall into a certain category. For example, given the words DEAR, ANGRY, and RENEGE, you could drop the “A” in DEAR to get RED, drop the “N” in ANGRY to get GRAY, and drop an “E” in RENEGE to get GREEN. These would all fall into the category of “Colors”.
If you’re stuck, the hint will name the category. The tough part is getting all 10 words.

EPOCH
EXPEL
WRIST
BUNDLE
INWARD
REPUTE
UNSEAT
ASCRIBE
MEMOIRS
PHRASING
 

ANSWER:  Like the hint says, these are all recipe directions:

CHOP
PEEL
STIR
BLEND
DRAIN
PUREE
SAUTE
BRAISE
SIMMER
GARNISH

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Birbal was jester, counselor, and fool to the great Moghul emperor, Akbar. The villagers loved to talk of Birbal’s wisdom and cleverness, and the emperor loved to try to outsmart him. One day Akbar (emperor) drew a line across the floor. “Birbal,” he ordered, “you must make this line shorter, but you cannot erase any bit of it.”
Everyone present thought the emperor had finally outsmarted Birbal. It was clearly an impossible task. Yet within moments the emperor and everyone else present had to agree that Birbal had made the line shorter without erasing any of it. How could this be?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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