WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 25th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
The phone rang, and a guy named Dave answered, calling for his buddy, Mike.

A tiny, breathless voice picked up. “Hello? Secret headquarters.”

Dave chuckled. “Hey there, secret agent. Is your dad around?”

“No,” the little boy said, his voice suddenly very serious. “He’s in a top-level briefing with the fuzz.”

“The fuzz? You mean the police?” Dave’s heart did a little panic dance. “What’s going on? Why are the police there?”

The boy’s voice dropped to a hushed, dramatic whisper. “They’re conducting a high stakes search operation.”

Dave’s mind raced. He pictured stolen TVs, a missing pet, a… body. “Oh my god,” he whispered back, 
playing along with the seriousness. “Just put your dad on the phone, buddy. It’s really important.”

“I can’t,” the boy whispered, the strain of his mission clear in his voice. “The perimeter is compromised. 
I’m in the tactical hiding position now.”

Dave’s voice was trembling. “Why can’t you move? Who are they looking for?!”

There was a long pause, the silence broken only by the sound of a police radio faintly crackling
in the background. Then, a mischievous giggle “Me!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“The U.S. Army has officially lifted its ban on soldiers having dreadlocks. 
This is good news for the Army’s elite Hacky Sack Corps.” -Conan O’Brien

“Taco Bell has announced plans to offer a $600 wedding service at its flagship 
restaurant in Las Vegas. And this is cool – the burritos are conveniently 
wrapped in divorce papers.” -Seth Meyers

“A new report finds that over 55,000 bridges in the U.S. were found to have 
major structural problems last year. When asked how they’re going to fix them, 
the government was like, ‘Eh, we’ll cross that gaping hole when we get to it.'” -Jimmy Fallon 
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man was blissfully driving along the highway when he saw the 
Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road.

He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny but, unfortunately, the rabbit jumped in 
front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the 
side of the road and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket.

Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

A blonde woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of
the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

“I feel terrible,” he explained, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. 
There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?”

The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car 
trunk & pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed 
the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.

Miraculously the Easter Bunny came back to life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs 
and candy, waved its paw at the two humans & hopped on down the road! 50 yards away 
the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved & hopped on down the road another 
50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards & waved again!
The man was astonished.
He said to the blonde, “What in heaven’s name is in your spray can? 
What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?”
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: “Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.” 😂🤣
 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about an Irish folklore trilogy by filmmaker Tomm Moore, the father and daughter hunters come to
Ireland to wipe out the last pack of wolves in the mid-17th century.

 Answer: Wolf Walkers!  

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a kidnapped son of an imprisoned drug lord.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Birbal was jester, counselor, and fool to the great Moghul emperor, Akbar. The villagers loved to talk of Birbal’s wisdom and cleverness, and the emperor loved to try to outsmart him. One day Akbar (emperor) drew a line across the floor. “Birbal,” he ordered, “you must make this line shorter, but you cannot erase any bit of it.”
Everyone present thought the emperor had finally outsmarted Birbal. It was clearly an impossible task. Yet within moments the emperor and everyone else present had to agree that Birbal had made the line shorter without erasing any of it. How could this be?

ANSWER: Birbal simply drew a line longer than the first, which made the first line shorter than the second.
 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Your task here is to change one letter in each of the following words, in order to find six (6) words with a common theme.

FIG
MUST
HIND
SLOW
SMUG
MAIL

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