WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 26th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas was down to their last two dollars.
The groom told the bride that he had a feeling that he could turn the two bucks
into a fortune if he went down to the casino alone.
Once in the casino, he put one dollar each into two slot machines and won Jackpots
on both totaling $10,000. He then played blackjack for an hour until he had $50,000
in chips. Next, he played poker and upped his winnings to $100,000.
He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch that his luck hadn’t run out.
So he took all his money and placed it on Black at the roulette table, hoping to double
his money. But the ball came up Red. He returned to his hotel room.
“How did you do?” asked the bride.
The groom shrugged and said, “I lost two dollars.”😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The Baltimore airport just got a gym where you can work out while you wait for
a flight. Finally combining the two things’ Americans love most –
waiting in airports and exercise.” -Jimmy Fallon
“For Valentine’s Day, some KFCs are letting you send a loved one a heart-shaped
bucket of fried chicken. And even better, if you really hate someone,
you can send them two buckets.” -Conan O’Brien
“The British tabloid, The Mirror, published a story about a woman who faked her
own death to break off a relationship after the man wouldn’t leave her alone.
Ahh, yes, the old ‘It’s not you, I’m dead’ approach.” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The wife left a note on the fridge:
“It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore!
Gone to stay with my mother.”
I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold.
I wonder what the hell she is talking about? 😮😮
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a kidnapped son of an imprisoned drug lord.
Answer: Extraction!
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a man who comes across a young white girl at the scene of a lynching. She was being taken to an aunt and uncle, having been recovered from an indigenous Kiowa camp where she was being raised after being kidnapped some six years previously.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Your task here is to change one letter in each of the following words, in order to find six (6) words with a common theme.
FIG
MUST
HIND
SLOW
SMUG
MAIL
ANSWER: FIG –> FOG
MUST –> MIST
HIND –> WIND
SLOW –> SNOW
SMUG –> SMOG
MAIL –> HAIL
‘Weather conditions’ is the common theme.
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
After choosing three of his most worthy Myrmidons, Lord Zyron sent a message from The World Beneath to the surface, announcing his immediate attack. Not to worry though, for humanity is safe while King Solimyr is ruling. With his witty mind, he quickly called for a court scholar to bring him the files of the five bravest army leaders and most powerful ladies, from which he would secretly choose two to destroy the enemy forces. But young as he was, the distraught scholar dropped the valuable files in the mud, and much of the important information to help King Solimyr decide was lost. Can you find out the details of each army leader or lady, by the few clues left, before it’s too late?
Names: Sir Christian, Sir Loynis, Sir Edric, Lady Adelaide, Lady Caitlin;
Occupations: Knight, Cleric, Wizard, Sorceress, High Court Priestess;
Experience: 24 years, 5 years, 19 years, 37 years, 48 years;
Area of Expertise: Estates, Diplomacy, Leadership, Scholarship, Air Magic;
Magical artifact: Sword of Judgment, Boots of Levitation, Ring of the Magi, Collar of Conjuring, Ambassador’s Sash;
- Lady Caitlin is not the High Court Priestess, but she is the possessor of the Boots of Levitation.
- Sir Christian the Knight has twice as much experience as Sir Loynis the Wizard.
- The Sorceress is the only one that can fly, and has been an expert in her area for 19 years.
- The High Court Priestess, an expert in Scholarship for 37 years, is not the possessor of the Ring of the Magi.
- The possessor of the Sword of Judgment has been an expert in Leadership for 48 years now.
- The possessor of the Boots of Levitation can fly, and therefore is an expert in Air Magic.
- Sir Edric is the possessor of the Ambassador’s Sash; therefore he is an expert in diplomacy.
- The Wizard is an expert in Estates.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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