WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 29th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
Recently, I called to make reservations on a small charter plane
that departs from Teterboro airport in New Jersey.
I knew that I would be flying in a very small plane, so I was not
surprised when the clerk said, “The plane is very full with baggage
and passengers.” Then she asked, “How much do you weigh, sir?”
Not thinking clearly, I answered, “With or without clothes?”
“Well,” said the clerk, “how do you intend to travel?” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new poll revealed that 44 percent of Americans think Santa is a Democrat and 28
percent believe he is a Republican. And the other 28 percent said to please
stop bothering me with stupid questions.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Pringles has launched several new potato chip flavors including turkey, stuffing, mashed
potato, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie. Or as single dads call it, ‘Thanksgiving!'” -Seth Meyers
“There is a new website that allows parents to rent toys instead of buying them for Christmas.
The website is perfect for parents who aren’t sure that they love their child.” -Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students
she read, “Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset.”
She wrote at the bottom of the page, “You obviously have problems with
homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass.
At your age it’s time to learn the difference.” 😮😮
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a man who comes across a young white girl at the scene of a lynching. She was being taken to an aunt and uncle, having been recovered from an indigenous Kiowa camp where she was being raised after being kidnapped some six years previously.
Answer: News of the World!
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about four Vietnam vets returning for their squad leader’s remains.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
After choosing three of his most worthy Myrmidons, Lord Zyron sent a message from The World Beneath to the surface, announcing his immediate attack. Not to worry though, for humanity is safe while King Solimyr is ruling. With his witty mind, he quickly called for a court scholar to bring him the files of the five bravest army leaders and most powerful ladies, from which he would secretly choose two to destroy the enemy forces. But young as he was, the distraught scholar dropped the valuable files in the mud, and much of the important information to help King Solimyr decide was lost. Can you find out the details of each army leader or lady, by the few clues left, before it’s too late?
Names: Sir Christian, Sir Loynis, Sir Edric, Lady Adelaide, Lady Caitlin;
Occupations: Knight, Cleric, Wizard, Sorceress, High Court Priestess;
Experience: 24 years, 5 years, 19 years, 37 years, 48 years;
Area of Expertise: Estates, Diplomacy, Leadership, Scholarship, Air Magic;
Magical artifact: Sword of Judgment, Boots of Levitation, Ring of the Magi, Collar of Conjuring, Ambassador’s Sash;
- Lady Caitlin is not the High Court Priestess, but she is the possessor of the Boots of Levitation.
- Sir Christian the Knight has twice as much experience as Sir Loynis the Wizard.
- The Sorceress is the only one that can fly, and has been an expert in her area for 19 years.
- The High Court Priestess, an expert in Scholarship for 37 years, is not the possessor of the Ring of the Magi.
- The possessor of the Sword of Judgment has been an expert in Leadership for 48 years now.
- The possessor of the Boots of Levitation can fly, and therefore is an expert in Air Magic.
- Sir Edric is the possessor of the Ambassador’s Sash; therefore he is an expert in diplomacy.
- The Wizard is an expert in Estates.
ANSWER: 1. Sir Christian the Knight is the possessor of the Sword of Judgment, and has been an expert in Leadership for 48 years. - Sir Loynis the Wizard is the possessor of the Ring of the Magi, and has been an expert in Estates for 24 years.
- Sir Edric the Cleric is the possessor of the Ambassador’s Sash, and has been an expert in Diplomacy for 5 years.
- Lady Adelaide the High Court Priestess is the possessor of the Collar of Conjuring, and has been an expert in Scholar for 37 years.
- Lady Caitlin the Sorceress is the possessor of the Boots of Levitation, and has been an expert in Air Magic for 19 years.
King Solimyr is pleased with your results, and will now make his pick. The War of the Worlds has begun, and nothing can stop it now!
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
From wood it’s made,
From string it’s made,
It floats upon the wind.
It’s made by one,
It’s made by many,
From hands and mouths it spins.
A score without a game.
A staff not for the lame.
With seven letters tamed.
With five letters named
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