Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 2nd, 2025
 
Conflicting Proverbs

Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.

Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.

A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

Clothes make the man.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.

The bigger, the better.
The best things come in small packages.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight, out of mind.

What will be, will be.
Life is what you make it.

Cross your bridges when you come to them.
Forewarned is forearmed.

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.

With age comes wisdom.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.

The more, the merrier.
Two’s company; three’s a crowd

It’s no wonder we’re all confused.
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“There’s a new workout where people crawl like a baby. It’s a new thing, 
because it strengthens your core while working your shoulders and hips. 
In response, babies were like, ‘Have you seen our bodies?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Here in California, some Starbucks stores have begun selling beer and wine. 
When asked why, a spokesperson for Starbucks said, ‘Because sober people 
don’t buy Michael Buble CDs.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Apple’s top designer has created a special Christmas tree that does not feature 
any lights or decorations. Said the designer, ‘I didn’t know this was due today.'” -Seth Meyers 
 
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of Morrisons Store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,
“Son, can You tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied,
“Sure! Just go straight down this street and at the end turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said,
“I’m the new minister in town. I’d like you to come to church on Sunday. 
I’ll show you how to get To Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a chuckle.
“Awww, come on… 
You don’t even know the way to the Post Office!
 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie’s basic premise is that an Earth-bound asteroid causes Earth’s cold-blooded animals to mutate
into monsters with catastrophic effects on humanity.

ANSWER:  Love and Monsters! 

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is a puzzler hinging around some time-bending features and with lots of fast-paced action. 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
The wind eased itself gently through Captain Sheba’s hair as he pressed his eye against his spy glass. “Land! At last we are rich!” he shouted to his crew members. They anchored not very far away from the strange little island, rowed toward the shore and arrived safely. “Brethren, we’ve found the island. From the information we have so far, the treasure is hidden under one of these colored rocks on the shore and the rest of the rocks have a poisonous gas trapped beneath them. Alas, I can’t afford to lose any of my crew members. If we could only decode the last part of these writings, we would know which rock the treasure is under. I will give ten percent of the find to anyone who is able to decode this last message!”

At the end of your power
At the beginning of eternity
Blessed is he who finds me
He who still exists after uncovering me
To enjoy my riches forever
My last is in mud somewhere wherever
That’s all the writings say. There are four rocks. They are blue, red, white, and black respectively.
Which one has the treasure hidden under it?

ANSWER: The Red rock!
At the end of power is R.
At the beginning of eternity is E.
My last is in mud somewhere, so it has to be D.
 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
It prods a man’s hand, and it robs him of sleep,
It makes him climb mountains and travel the deep,
It makes him go wander down deep in a cave,
and do almost anything stupid or brave,
The longer denied the greater it grows,
It makes a man learn ’till he thinks that he knows.

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