WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 2nd, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
Nancy was Catholic, but her fiance, Chris, was not. Since my friends were
planning to be married in the Catholic Church, Chris made sure to listen carefully
throughout their prenuptial sessions. At one meeting the priest turned to Chris and
told him, “Since you are not Catholic, we shall have the ceremony without Eucharist.”
Later that day, Chris was noticeably upset, so Nancy asked what was wrong. “I don’t understand,”
he said. “How can we have the ceremony without me?” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The government has unveiled a new website that predicts your financial worth
after graduating college. It doesn’t give you a number, just tells you which Starbucks
you’ll be working at and for how long.” -Conan O’Brien
“A math blogger says he’s figured out ‘the world’s favorite number.’ It turns out that it’s 7.
The least popular number? The fake phone number you get when you tell
a girl you’re a math blogger.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A pair of Ohio teens were caught this weekend using a beer bong to drink full
two-liter bottles of Mountain Dew. It’s a rare case where the punishment is the crime.” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My sister didn’t do as well on her driver’s ed test as she’d hoped.
It might have had something to do with how she completed this
sentence: “When the _ is dead, the car won’t start.”
She wrote: “Driver.” 😮😮
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is a puzzler hinging around some time-bending features and with lots of fast-paced action.
ANSWER: Tenet!
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is a portrayal of a man struggling with a debilitating alcohol addiction.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
It prods a man’s hand, and it robs him of sleep,
It makes him climb mountains and travel the deep,
It makes him go wander down deep in a cave,
and do almost anything stupid or brave,
The longer denied the greater it grows,
It makes a man learn ’till he thinks that he knows.
ANSWER: Curiosity
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
There are many four–letter words that can be formed by combining two US State abbreviations.
For example: Journey on horseback = RIDE which is RI (Rhode Island) + DE (Delaware).
See if you can figure these out:
- Single sheet of glass
- Large number of
- Mount Vesuvius output
- Diamond in the rough
- Lacking moisture
- Walk through water
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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