WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 7th, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young
man in a sharp, three-piece tunic.
“This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said the first one.
“No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other.
And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence.
“Bring me my biggest sword,” said Solomon, “and I shall hew the young
attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half.”
“Sounds good to me,” said the first woman.
But the other woman said, “Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood.
Let the other woman’s daughter marry him.”
The wise King did not hesitate a moment.
“The attorney must marry the first lady’s daughter,” he proclaimed.
“But she was willing to hew him in two!” exclaimed the King’s court.
“Indeed,” said wise King Solomon. “That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study has found that being good-looking can hurt a man’s career because the
people in charge of hiring see attractive men as a threat. So if you’re a man who was
recently hired for a new job, congratulations. You’re hideous.” -James Corden
“Experts in Israel are trying to re-create a wine used in the time of Jesus. Apparently,
all they need is some water and Jesus.” -Conan O’Brien
“Costco has to pay Tiffany’s $19 million for selling 2,500 fake Tiffany rings. Husbands
don’t know what’s worse, having to tell their wife her ring ISN’T from Tiffany, or that it
IS from Costco. ‘I’ve got bad news and worse news…'” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.
“Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either.
What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?”
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said,
“This is a little more than I intended to spend.
Can you show me something less expensive?” 😮😮
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a determined mother who rises from waitress to successful businesswoman,
all while trying to win the love and approval of her selfish daughter.
ANSWER: “Mildred Pierce” (1945)!
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a wise and quietly supportive mother of Velvet, a young girl determined to race her horse in England’s Grand National.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Billy’s birthday was last Saturday. It was filled with fun, games, and attractions. Five guests were so anxious to get to the party that they were up at 6:30 a.m. Their parents took advantage of this situation. Each child had to do a different chore and his or her homework before attending the party. Consequently, each child arrived at a different time. From the information provided, determine the chore and homework each child had to do as well as what time he or she arrived.
- Simone got to the party at 1:00 p.m. The guest who took out the trash didn’t arrive until after 2:00 p.m.
- Jorge (who didn’t have English homework) had to weed his mother’s flower beds before going to the party.
- The guest who had to do science homework arrived at some point after Jorge.
- The guest charged with bathing the dog (who isn’t Mina) isn’t the child who did reading homework. Patrick didn’t have English homework.
- One girl made it to the party at 1:40 p.m. after completing her math homework.
- The boy who had to wash clothes isn’t the guest who arrived at 2:05 p.m. (who had to do English homework).
ANSWER: Jorge, weed flower beds, reading 2:15 p.m.
Mina, clean playroom, math, 1:40 p.m.
Patrick, wash clothes, science, 2:30 p.m.
Simone, bathe dog, social studies, 1:00 p.m.
Walter, take out trash, English, 2:05 p.m.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Guess this prefix…
I change something weighing two thousand pounds into a small, light container.
I turn a food that is decaying into one that isn’t.
I turn a whole country into a small flower.
I change something alive into something flat and not alive.
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