WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 14th, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side
of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up,
put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change,
he noticed a young woman standing next to him smiling.
Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked,
“What do you have in your pocket?”
“Tennis ball,” the man said, smiling back.
“Wow!” said the woman looking upset. “That must hurt.
I once had tennis elbow, and the pain was terrible!” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Blue Cross is partnering with Lyft to give people rides to the doctor.
It costs $600. The drivers are specially trained, and – it’s just an ambulance.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A company has come out with a robot that makes salad. So finally –
a robot that’s not going to take away any American jobs!” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study released today shows that blotting pizza with a napkin to remove
extra grease can remove an average of 40 calories per slice. So if you’re looking
for an easy way to lose weight, just eat that napkin.” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A tourist on a diving charter off the coast of Florida asks the blond dive master:
“Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
To which the blond replies: “Think about it! If they fell forward,
they’d still be in the boat.” 😮😮
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a talented but insecure singer exploited by her manager who falls
in love with another singer before self-destructing.
ANSWER: “The Purple Rose of Cairo”
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a lackluster man who works as a bank clerk who lives alone in an apartment with his dog, Milo. One night, after his car breaks down on a bridge, he discovers a wooden mask that he takes home.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A dagger thrust at my own heart
Dictates the way I’m swayed
Left I stand, and right I yield
To the twisting of the blade.
What am I?
ANSWER: A padlock!
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
7 dogs were boarding at the local Pet Lodge. Each dog was in a separate run, all in a single row. One of the employees left the cages unlocked and the dogs have all gotten out of their runs. She needs to put each of them back in the right cage, but this is all she remembers. Help her get them in the right cages, and QUICK!
Dogs: Beau, Duke, Fluffy, Lady, Princess, Rover, and Spike
- Spike doesn’t like other dogs much, so he was on one of the ends.
- Princess was somewhere to the left of Beau.
- Rover was in the third run from the right.
- The only dog between Fluffy and Lady was Princess.
- Duke was directly to the left of Lady.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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