WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 15th, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
A man decides it’s time to work on his bucket list. He has wanted to free fall skydive
ever since he was a little boy but never had the time for the training. He has it now and
decides to fulfill this dream. One month later he has successfully completed his training
and is sitting in the jump plane waiting to reach altitude . He gets the go and leaps out
into the open sky . He is having the time of his life laughing wildly. Time comes to pull the
ripcord and he gives it a yank. ….. … nothing. He tries again with no luck. He thinks, thank
God for the reserve chute and gives it a yank …… NOTHING….. His life is passing before his
eyes when he spots a man shooting upward not far away. He yells to the man…Hey!
Do you know anything about parachutes? The man answers No!
Do you know anything about gas stoves 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A Japanese company created a $150 noise-canceling ramen fork to cover up slurping
noises. So, if you’ve got 150 bucks to spend on a fork – why are you eating ramen?” -Jimmy Fallon
“A fast food restaurant in Australia is celebrating Halloween by offering a hamburger in a
blue bun, sprinkled with real ants and worms. Or as Arby’s calls that, ‘The No. 6.'” -Conan O’Brien
“Amazon is introducing a new service called Amazon Key, which will allow delivery men to open
your front door and put packages directly inside your house. I don’t have a joke here. I just
wanted to tell you how you’re going to be murdered. Sleep tight, folks.” -James Corden
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One bright spring morning, Mrs. Whitaker woke to discover the river had turned her entire ground
floor into a wading pool. Peeking out the window, she saw the water still climbing.
Two fellows paddled past in a rowboat and called, “Hop in, we’ll take you to dry land!”
“No, thank you,” she answered. “God will take care of me.”
They shrugged and kept rowing.
By evening, the water had chased her onto the roof.
A man in a motorboat spotted her and offered a ride.
“Don’t trouble yourself,” she said. “The Lord’s got me.”
Soon she was perched on the chimney.
A Red Cross rescue boat cruised by, and she waved them on.
“I’m fine,” she shouted. “The Lord will provide!”
The water rose, and Mrs. Whitaker didn’t make it.
Soaked and irritated, she arrived at the pearly gates and demanded an audience.
“What was that about?” she asked. “Why didn’t you help me?”
“For goodness’ sake,” God replied, “I sent three boats.” 😮😮
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a lackluster man who works as a bank clerk who lives alone in an apartment with his dog, Milo. One night, after his car breaks down on a bridge, he discovers a wooden mask that he takes home.
ANSWER: 1994 movie “The Mask”
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a man who goes through a divorce and loses custody rights to his three children.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
7 dogs were boarding at the local Pet Lodge. Each dog was in a separate run, all in a single row. One of the employees left the cages unlocked and the dogs have all gotten out of their runs. She needs to put each of them back in the right cage, but this is all she remembers. Help her get them in the right cages, and QUICK!
Dogs: Beau, Duke, Fluffy, Lady, Princess, Rover, and Spike
- Spike doesn’t like other dogs much, so he was on one of the ends.
- Princess was somewhere to the left of Beau.
- Rover was in the third run from the right.
- The only dog between Fluffy and Lady was Princess.
- Duke was directly to the left of Lady.
ANSWER: Duke-Lady-Princess-Fluffy-Rover-Beau-Spike
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
It was officer Smith’s first day on the job. All the detectives were buzzing about a recent robbery from Fort Knox. One hundred pounds of gold had been stolen right from under the guards’ noses. It was obviously an inside job, and the list of suspects was rather short. Jim Python was at the top of the list, but they had checked his house and found nothing.
Hank Pank, the Captain, ran into the room. “I’ve just received an e-mail from our robber.” Everyone ran into the conference room to see it. “I can’t believe how smug this robber is, rubbing it in our faces!” thought Smith. The e-mail said:
“Greetings, you capitalist swine! I trust you have realized your ridiculous inability to catch a master thief. I have hidden the gold a short flight away which was difficult due to its weight. You will never catch me!!”
The officers, keeping Jim’s house under surveillance, suddenly radioed in. “The suspect has left his home in a hurry and appears to be moving towards the airport”. Every officer in the room ran to their cars except Smith.
Two hours later, Captain Pank returned disheartened. “We got Jim, but without the gold we don’t have much of a case”. Smith replied “I have the gold, it was easy to find once I deciphered the e-mail”.
What had Smith figured out?
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