WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 16th, 2025
 
Here’s The Story…….
The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model 
finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms, and kissed her.

She pushed him away. “Maybe your other models let you kiss them,” she said, “but I’m not that kind!”

“Actually, I’ve never tried to kiss a model before,” he protested.

“Really?” she said, softening. “Well, how many models have there been?”

“Four so far,” he replied, thinking back. “A jug, two apples and a vase.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I read about a woman in Pennsylvania who celebrated her 94th birthday by jumping out of 
a plane. She thought she was just walking into the bathroom – but still, 
good for her to experience that!” -Jimmy Fallon

“There is a major scandal in the world of the Iditarod. It turns out some of the dogs in the race 
are on drugs. Dogs belonging to the four-time musher tested positive for a banned substance. 
These are powerful drugs. Opioids. These are the same drugs Santa 
uses to make his reindeer fly.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“The Pope said that married people should have more kids. When asked for comment, 
married people said the Pope should have a kid and then get back to us.” -Conan O’Brien
 
 
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Bill told his friend Doug.
“Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?” Doug suggested.
“I just don’t think I can do that to my wife.”
“Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell her about it!”
So Bill went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.”
“Forget it,” said his wife. “I’ve tried it so many times and it’s never worked.” 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a man who goes through a divorce and loses custody rights to his three children.

ANSWER: “Mrs. Doubtfire” is a 1993 film starring Robin Williams! 

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a man who meets a lawyer at a party he hosted. The two hit it off, and he drives her to Atlantic City the day after the party, where they are stopped in a small town for failing to make a complete stop at a stop sign.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
It was officer Smith’s first day on the job. All the detectives were buzzing about a recent robbery from Fort Knox. One hundred pounds of gold had been stolen right from under the guards’ noses. It was obviously an inside job, and the list of suspects was rather short. Jim Python was at the top of the list, but they had checked his house and found nothing.

Hank Pank, the Captain, ran into the room. “I’ve just received an e-mail from our robber.” Everyone ran into the conference room to see it. “I can’t believe how smug this robber is, rubbing it in our faces!” thought Smith. The e-mail said:

“Greetings, you capitalist swine! I trust you have realized your ridiculous inability to catch a master thief. I have hidden the gold a short flight away which was difficult due to its weight. You will never catch me!!”

The officers, keeping Jim’s house under surveillance, suddenly radioed in. “The suspect has left his home in a hurry and appears to be moving towards the airport”. Every officer in the room ran to their cars except Smith.

Two hours later, Captain Pank returned disheartened. “We got Jim, but without the gold we don’t have much of a case”. Smith replied “I have the gold, it was easy to find once I deciphered the e-mail”.

What had Smith figured out?
 
 
ANSWER:  The gold was hidden at his house. It was upstairs (a short flight) in the workout room where Jim had configured it to look like regular weights. With the gold found, Jim confessed, and Smith was quickly promoted.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I saw the happy pair pass by,
Newly wed midst joy and acclamation,
One simple English word thought I,
Exactly summed the situation.
But years have passed and love is slain,
And now they go divergent ways,
For they have been divorced.
Again, one word quite fits the case.
The second word is like the first,
Two central letters just reversed.

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