WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 17th, 2025
 
Here’s The Story…….
[Here is a classic that I haven’t heard in a month of Sundays (as the saying goes). 
But the great thing about old jokes is that eventually they become new all over again.]

Two grave diggers are working in a cemetery in Vienna one night, when they hear scuffling 
coming from one of the graves. At first they are terrified, but morbid curiosity gets the better of them and they unearth the grave. They hear some hushed rubbing and scraping sounds coming from inside the coffin. Hands shaking, they pull off the lid. Inside; they find Beethoven’s skeleton, furiously erasing notes off of old scores.

“Wha-,” one of the grave diggers is petrified, “What are you doing, Herr Beethoven?”

The ghoulish composer looks up with empty eyes sockets, and says, “What does it look like? I’m decomposing!”
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“As part of a limited campaign, McDonald’s is offering forks made from French fries. 
Not to be outdone, Long John Silver’s began offering seafood made from fish.” -Conan O’Brien

“American Airlines recently announced that they plan on cutting leg room in economy class, 
while United Airlines announced they’ll be cutting legs. ‘We are coming down with the 
beverage cart! Get your legs out of the aisle!'” -Seth Meyers

“Apple has announced that it’ll be removing the handgun emoji from its smartphones and 
replacing it with an emoji of a squirt gun. In case you weren’t paying attention, there are 
now more restrictions on gun emojis in the United States than on actual guns.” -James Corden
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Little Johnny’s father asked him what he wanted for his birthday. “A baby brother,”
he said. Later that year, his mother came home from the hospital with a baby boy.
Little Johnny was delighted. “And what would you like this year for your birthday?” 
his father asked. He said, “If it isn’t too uncomfortable for mommy, I’d like a pony.” 😮😮
 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a man who meets a lawyer at a party he hosted. The two hit it off, and he drives her to Atlantic City the day after the party, where they are stopped in a small town for failing to make a complete stop at a stop sign.

ANSWER:  “Nothing But Trouble” is a 1991 film starring Chevy Chase!

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a lazy party animal who is the son of a wealthy owner of Callahan Auto, that specializes in brake pads. It takes Tommy seven years to earn his Bachelor’s Degree, but once he does, he is offered an executive job by his father.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
I saw the happy pair pass by,
Newly wed midst joy and acclamation,
One simple English word thought I,
Exactly summed the situation.
But years have passed and love is slain,
And now they go divergent ways,
For they have been divorced.
Again, one word quite fits the case.
The second word is like the first,
Two central letters just reversed.
 
ANSWER:  UNITED-UNTIED. 

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A little shop in New York is called The Seven Bells, yet it has eight bells hanging outside. Why?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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