Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 23rd, 2025
 
Here’s The Story…….
As firefighters, we are required to wear our full bunker gear on all safety calls, 
even to advise homeowners of a county ordinance against burning leaves after dark. 
Last Halloween, two co-workers waited on the porch of one such offending household, 
helmets in hand, until a woman finally opened the door. Promptly dropping a candy bar 
into each helmet, she remarked, “You boys are a little old for this sort of thing, 
aren’t you?” and closed the door. 😮😮😁 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“In New York, a group of Burger King employees dressed up their restaurant as a McDonald’s 
for Halloween. And in an even crazier stunt, Olive Garden employees dressed up 
their workplace as an Italian restaurant.” -Conan O’Brien

“Krispy Kreme says it will give a free doughnut to any customer who shows up wearing a 
costume on Halloween. So if you’re the kind of person willing to take the time to dress up 
in a costume just to get a free doughnut, then yes, you’ve hit rock bottom.” -Jimmy Fallon

“I miss the days when Halloween was a simple holiday about making ritual sacrifices to evil 
spirits to ensure a plentiful harvest.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the 
counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform.
“I’m assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?” I asked.
The waitress responded proudly, “I’m self-absorbed.” 😮😮
 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a man who after getting a bonus at work, decides to take one more trip with his family 
before his two teenage kids move out on their own, this time to Las Vegas. 

ANSWER: “Vegas Vacation” is a 1997 film!

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about an unmotivated and often incompetent man whose brother is running for Governor of the state of Washington.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Everyone knows and loves Disney Characters, so I have created a little challenge to test your knowledge of the many characters created by the Disney Studios over the years.

Can you figure out the characters represented by each clue below?
Good luck and have fun reminiscing about all these memorable characters!

  1. To act really strange, silly and funny
  2. Smallest and farthest planet from the sun
  3. Rhymes with picky house
  4. Very short skirt + rhymes with house
  5. Name for a Mafia boss + not young + avoid being hit
  6. Opposite of light + the appendage of a bird used for flying + bird that goes “quack”
  7. Type of flower + rhymes with luck
  8. Tint or shade of a color + E + moisture found on grass in the morning + E + and + in _ of (also rhymes with clue) + E
  9. A round disc used as money in poker + and + canyon or lowland
  10. Obscene, indecent or lecherous (rhymes with crude) + synthetic hair worn by woman + Von + D + tool used to sweep leaves

ANSWER: 1. Goofy

  1. Pluto
  2. Mickey Mouse
  3. Minnie Mouse (mini + mouse)
  4. Donald Duck (don + old + duck)
  5. Darkwing Duck (dark + wing + duck)
  6. Daisy Duck (daisy + duck)
  7. Huey, Dewey and Louie (hue + E, + dew + E, + and + lieu + E)
  8. Chip and Dale (chip + and + dale)
  9. Ludwig Von Drake (lewd + wig + von + D + rake)
      

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
See if you can think of a word to fill in the blank that would result in a meaningful acronym (i.e. the acronym is a word that relates to what the acronym stands for).
For example (based on a real company name): Portable On Demand = POD
Answer: “Storage” goes in the blank, which gives the acronym PODS. The company transports mobile storage containers (pods).

  1. Casually Have A __ = CHA_
  2. __ Related Other Sons = _ROS
  3. The Ultimate __ Store = TU_S
  4. Justice Administered In __ = JAI_
  5. __ Everyone Achieves More = _EAM
  6. Hanging Onto Positive __ = HOP_

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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