WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 24th, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
The Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.
One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a
small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.
It happened again the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman
put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate.
This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
“Ma’am, I couldn’t help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate,” he stated.
“Why yes,” she replied, “every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church.”
The pastor replied, “That’s wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this…
How much does he send you”
The elderly woman answered, “$10,000 a week.”
The pastor was amazed. “Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living”
“He is a veterinarian,” she answered.
“That’s an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money,”
the pastor said. “Where does he practice”
The woman answered proudly, “In Nevada. He has two cathouses – one in Las Vegas, and one in Reno.” 😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“New York’s State Assembly is considering a new bill that would legalize alcoholic ice cream.
‘That’s great news,’ said a five-year-old having a rough day.
‘Just a little something to take the edge off, Ma.'” -Seth Meyers
“Starbucks just announced that they’re closing 150 stores due to low sales. Meanwhile,
the Starbucks inside Barnes & Noble was like, ‘Shhh – I think they forgot about us.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“In Virginia recently, a computer crash wiped out a decade’s worth of U.S. military data.
However, this morning, the Chinese government called and said no problem,
we backed it up.” -Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The guys are playing poker when Fred loses $1500 on a single hand,
clutches his chest and drops dead.
Realising Fred‘s wife needs to know, Bob agrees to tell her.
“Be discreet “the guys tell Bob.
Bob goes to Freds home , when Fred’s wife answers the door he says ,
“Frank lost $1500 playing poker and he’s afraid to come home”.
“Tell him to drop dead !” she yells.
Bob nods, “OK, I’ll tell him.”
Okay I’ll tell him 😮😮
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about an unmotivated and often incompetent man whose brother is running for Governor of the state of Washington.
ANSWER: “Black Sheep” was released in 1996!
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about two slow-witted roommates who don’t live highly productive lives.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
See if you can think of a word to fill in the blank that would result in a meaningful acronym (i.e. the acronym is a word that relates to what the acronym stands for).
For example (based on a real company name): Portable On Demand = POD
Answer: “Storage” goes in the blank, which gives the acronym PODS. The company transports mobile storage containers (pods).
- Casually Have A __ = CHA_
- __ Related Other Sons = _ROS
- The Ultimate __ Store = TU_S
- Justice Administered In __ = JAI_
- __ Everyone Achieves More = _EAM
- Hanging Onto Positive __ = HOP_
ANSWER: 1. Talk -> CHAT
- Biologically -> BROS
- Bath -> TUBS
- Lockup -> JAIL
- Together -> TEAM
- Expectations -> HOPE
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- Position; observe -> Compete
- Introductory textbook -> First in rank
- School subject -> Floor covering
- Written composition -> Show displeasure
- Make again -> A colour
- What person (objective) -> What person (subjective)
- Close together; slow to learn -> Lairs
- Therefore -> Unit of energy
Bonus: Take the eight curtailed letters and form a one-word anagram; you will find an assignment.
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