WELCOME to MONDAY OCTOBER 27th, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down
at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him, he complained, “I forgot my teeth, what am I going to do now!?”
The man said, “No problem.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. “Try these,” he said.
The speaker tried them on. “Too loose,” he said.
The man then said, “I have another pair — try these.”
The speaker tried them on and responded, “Too tight.”
The man was not taken back at all. He said, “I have one more pair. Try them.”
The speaker said, “They fit perfectly.”
With that, he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over,
the speaker went to thank the man who had helped him.
“I want to thank you for coming to my aid.
Where is your office? I’ve been looking for a good dentist.”
The man replied, “I’m not a dentist. I’m an undertaker.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Climate change could eventually wipe out crops like strawberries and grapes.
Even worse, that means edible arrangements will soon be 100 percent cantaloupe.” -Jimmy Fallon
“In honor of International Women’s Day, McDonald’s is flipping its golden arches
to resemble a W instead of an M. And we can’t even show you
what they did over at Hooters.” -Seth Meyers
“Apple’s new futuristic headquarters, Apple Park in Cupertino, California, is having
some problems. The building is filled with so much clear glass that employees have
reportedly been walking into glass walls. I guess Apple shouldn’t have installed windows.” -James Corden
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Heavy snow had buried my van in our driveway. My husband, Scott, dug around the wheels,
rocked the van back and forth and finally pushed me free. I was on the road when I heard an
odd noise. I got on my cell and called home. “Thank God you answered,” I said when Scott
picked up. “There’s this alarming sound coming under the van.
For a minute I thought I was dragging you down the highway.”
“And you didn’t stop?” 😮😮😁
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about two slow-witted roommates who don’t live highly productive lives.
ANSWER: “Dumb and Dumber” is a 1994 film starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels!
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a high school state bowling champion with a lot of promise.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- Position; observe -> Compete
- Introductory textbook -> First in rank
- School subject -> Floor covering
- Written composition -> Show displeasure
- Make again -> A colour
- What person (objective) -> What person (subjective)
- Close together; slow to learn -> Lairs
- Therefore -> Unit of energy
Bonus: Take the eight curtailed letters and form a one-word anagram; you will find an assignment.
ANSWER: 1. View -> Vie
- Primer -> Prime
- Math -> Mat
- Book -> Boo
- Redo -> Red
- Whom -> Who
- Dense -> Dens
- Ergo -> Erg
Bonus: HOMEWORK
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Jesse James’ lesser known brother, Eddie has also decided to take up robbing banks for a living. He is unfortunately a little slow and has forgotten to bring the dynamite to blow open the safe!
Using logic, the following clues and a large amount of patience, can you figure out the 10 digit number to crack the safe?
*All digits from 0 to 9 are used exactly once.
*The sum of the 2nd, 5th, 6th and 8th digits is a single digit number.
*The 4th digit is a perfect square.
*The 3rd digit is 1.
*The sum of the 4th and 7th digits is a perfect square.
*The value of the 10th digit is twice that of the 2nd.
*The product of the 4th and 6th digits is equal to that of the 10th and 2nd digits.
*The 5 is next to the 6 but not the 4.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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