WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 29th, 2025
 
ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS:

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.

Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.

The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.

The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.

The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.

To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.

Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.

When you haven’t got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.

For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth.

To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

  
“The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts 
that can help people plan for extreme weather – because what can go wrong when you combine 
the efficiency of government with the accuracy of weathermen?” -Jimmy Fallon

“Scientists in northern California and Oregon found that marijuana gardens are threatening 
the salmon population. I don’t see the problem, really. Everyone loves baked salmon.” -Seth Meyers

“Archaeologists believe they have found the tomb of St. Nicholas beneath an ancient church in Turkey. 
St. Nicholas, of course, is the basis for the legend of Santa Claus. And they think they found him. 
Which means now when my son asks me if Santa is real, I can confidently say, ‘Yes! He is dead 
though. That’s why you didn’t get that bike.'” -James Corden 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter, I noticed a set of rambunctious 
little boys in front of me. As the line inched along, their mother 
tried in vain to get them to calm down.
Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent asked her, “Have any of the items 
you plan to take with you on this flight been out of your immediate 
control since your arrival at the airport?”
The young mother replied honestly, 
“The luggage, no; the children, yes.” 
 
 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie features a basketball superstar and many members of the cartoon group known as the “Looney Tunes”.

ANSWER:  “Space Jam” is a 1996 film that features basketball superstar Michael Jordan!

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a kid who lives with his mother, after his father leaves them when he is five years old. 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
I am a rock group that has 4 members, all of whom are dead, 
one of which was assassinated. What am I?
 
ANSWER: Mt. Rushmore!  
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I am where the sky is orange;
I am where the grass is red;
I am the land of violet bananas
and the home to blue oranges.

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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