WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 30th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
Recently, I bought a cartridge for my printer. It came in a box mounted on a card
and wrapped in plastic. When I took it apart, I found that the printer cartridge itself
was actually quite small, but they made the packaging unnecessarily large to make
it harder to steal and to make the customer feel better about the high price.
I pointed this out to my wife and mentioned how my weight gain over the years of
our marriage should have the same effect: It made me seem more valuable
and also made me harder for other women to steal.
She’s still laughing.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A company in New York City has opened what some are calling a nonalcoholic cocktail
bar that creates drinks using lemons and herbal ingredients instead of alcohol. And this
is cool – they’re using empty chairs instead of customers.” -Seth Meyers
“On Monday in Vermont, a barrel of maple syrup fell off a truck and spilled all over the
highway. Luckily, it broad-sided a French toast truck.” -Conan O’Brien
“The Baltimore airport just got a gym where you can work out while you wait for a flight.
Finally combining the two things Americans love most – waiting in airports and exercise.” -Jimmy Fallon
VISIT MY ELECTRONIC STORE FOR GREAT SALES: https://xgcspc-vw.myshopify.com/
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says,
“Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel. 😮😮
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a kid who lives with his mother, after
his father leaves them when he is five years old.
ANSWER: “Man of the House” is a 1995 comedy that stars Jonathan Taylor Thomas !
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a television weatherman who lives the same day over and over.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
I am where the sky is orange;
I am where the grass is red;
I am the land of violet bananas
and the home to blue oranges.
What am I?
ANSWER: I am a film negative.
On a negative, everything is its complementary color (red and green complement
each other, as do yellow and violet, and blue and orange)
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
The mountain resort of Mazama hosted the annual X-treme Snowboarding competition.
Can you determine the position that each boarder placed, as well as their age and the color of their board?
Competitors: Sandy, Brian, Annie, Kyle and Darla
Ages: 17, 18, 20, 21 and 22
Colors: pink, green, purple, blue, red
- Kyle, who placed 4th, does not use a board that is red or pink.
- Annie is not the oldest but is older than Darla, who was not 2nd.
- The 18 year-old finished in 2nd place.
- The boarder that finished in 3rd place is older than the competitor with the purple board, who is 17.
- Brian is younger than the competitor with the blue board.
- The competitor with the pink board took 2nd place, ahead of the competitor with the green board, who did not place last.
- Kyle is older than both Brian and Annie but younger than Sandy.
- The girl with the blue board finished in 3rd place.
- The oldest competitor to place was on a red board and she took 5th.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
RECOMMENDED WEBSITE LINKS:
https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
CHECK THIS BOOK OUT online at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#, Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store. 😳😳
The World According to the Eucman! 