WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 3rd, 2025
 
Signs of the times

SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:
“We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.”

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck:
“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”

At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, 
you’ve come to the right place.”

On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”

On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”

On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry; 
come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“According to a new study, people who live near trees are richer, smarter, and healthier – 
and people who live in trees make more cookies.” -Seth Meyers

“Wal-Mart is testing out an app that would allow shoppers to skip the checkout line. 
Currently that service is known as shoplifting.” -Conan O’Brien

“Brace yourself, because Kraft has announced that they’ve gone natural. I first assumed 
that natural meant they were doing their products in the buff. But they mean they have 
removed all artificial preservatives, flavors, and dyes from their classic Mac and Cheese recipe. 
I don’t get it. I was not aware, first of all, that a packet of orange dust was a technically a recipe.” -Stephen Colbert
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he made the 
teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, “I don’t 
want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, 
somebody is going to get a spanking.” 😮😮
 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a 27year old man who has no responsibilities due to the fact that his father
is the founder of a Fortune 500 hotel company.

ANSWER: “Billy Madison” is a 1995 comedy starring Adam Sander! 

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a boy, who accidentally finds a board game at a construction site, and takes it home and plays with a friend. 

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Decipher this phrase-

NHAPPY
 
ANSWER: Unhappy without you 

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A blind man drives up to a house, gets out of the car and goes up to the door with a package. The homeowner takes the package and gives the blind man a check. The blind man then drives away. What was in the package?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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