WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 6th, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgment Day and,
of course, he used Biblical phraseology whenever he could.
“Oh, my friends,” he intoned, “imagine the suffering of the sinners as they find
themselves cast into the outer darkness, removed from the presence of the Lord
and given to eternal flames. My friends, at such a time there will be weeping,
wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!”
At this point, one of the elders of the congregation interrupted to say, “But Reverend,
what if one of those hopeless sinners has no teeth?”
The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, “My friends, the Lord is not put out by details.
Rest assured… teeth will be provided!” 😮😮😂
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Goodwill has returned almost $100,000 in cash that was mistakenly donated to them
in a black duffel bag. A spokesman for Goodwill said, ‘We’re not very bright.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A study showed that every hour of TV you watch after the age of 25 shortens your life
by 22 minutes. That doesn’t sound too bad to me. You’d probably watch TV with that
22 minutes anyway.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A 94-year-old man is graduating from West Virginia University. Just imagine how awkward
it’s going to be for the commencement speaker when he says, ‘You have your whole
life ahead of you. Except that dude.'” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A tour guide was showing a tour group around Washington, D. C. The guide
pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly
threw a dollar coin across the Potomac River.
“That’s impossible,” said the tourist. “No one could throw a coin that far!”
“You have to remember,” answered the guide, “a dollar went a lot farther in those days.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie features a writer suffering from writer’s block who becomes the winter caretaker at a remote hotel
where a previous caretaker had murdered his wife.
ANSWER: The Shining!
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about the warden of a death row prison and a prisoner who can heal others of sickness who is sentenced to death for a murder he did not commit.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
A 3-letter word has been taken out of each of the following words. Can you figure it out?
G_ _ E T _ OD C _ PLE _ _ ARIAN
ANSWER: RIP.
GRIPE
TRIPOD
CRIPPLE
RIPARIAN (relating to the ecosystem along the banks of a river)
Hint: PERIPHERY
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Find an anagram for each word in Group A.
Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.
Group A
A. Shale
B. Pique
C. Nixed
D. Greet
E. Lodge
Group B
- White heron
- Provide gear
- Eyed suggestively
- Dog’s lead
- Alphabetical reference
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