WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 7th, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
During the banquet celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to
give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
“Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with
your wife?” an anonymous voice yelled from the back of the room.
Tom responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches
you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, forgiveness — and a great many
other qualities you wouldn’t need if you had stayed single.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Police in South Carolina charged a substitute teacher last week for allegedly being
drunk while in class. Students realized she was drunk after she kept referring
to lunch period as ‘Miller time.'” -Seth Meyers
“College students are out of town for spring break. This is the time of year students
take a well-deserved break from partying and drinking at school to go party
and drink on a beach.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Everyone’s OK, but over the weekend off the coast of Florida, a Carnival Cruise ship
almost hit two jet skiers. Today, the captain of the ship apologized and said,
‘I’ll get them next time.'” -Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
For the first few months of her co-op job for the state of Georgia,
my sister had nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did crossword
puzzles. One day she expressed her boredom to a co-worker.
“I know,” she complained. “Everyone thinks state workers have it easy.
But there’s only so much you can pretend you’re doing.” 😮😮
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about the warden of a death row prison and a prisoner who can heal others of sickness
who is sentenced to death for a murder he did not commit.
ANSWER: The Green Mile!
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a outcast at her school, tormented for her shabby appearance and social awkwardness.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Find an anagram for each word in Group A.
Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.
Group A
A. Shale
B. Pique
C. Nixed
D. Greet
E. Lodge
Group B
- White heron
- Provide gear
- Eyed suggestively
- Dog’s lead
- Alphabetical reference
ANSWER: A. Shale = (4) Leash
B. Pique = (2) Equip
C. Nixed = (5) Index
D. Greet = (1) Egret
E. Lodge = (3) Ogled
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
~Countries Edition*
For each of the following, fill in the best answer to the saying or definition on a separate sheet of paper. The # of blanks is given in or after the clue. After, repeat the small answers (in order) until you get the larger word. For the clues that refer to the alphabet, pronounce the letter as it is pronounced in the alphabet. You might have to repeat the smaller words to get the larger word. An example is given below.
Example:
a) false statement: _ _ _
b) a teddy _ _ _ _
c) 5th in the alphabet: _
d) 1st in the alphabet: _
Answer: Liberia (lie-bear-e-a)
Try the following:
1)
a) opposite of love: _ _ _ _
b) type of drink: iced _ _ _
2)
a) a six- _ _ _ _ of soda
b) 19th in the alphabet: _
c) browning of the skin by exposure to the sun: _ _ _
3)
a) to get married: _ _ _ the knot
b) the plane will _ _ _ _ on the runway
4)
a) angry: _ _ _
b) 1st in the alphabet: _
c) water can be a liquid, solid or a _ _ _
d) an automobile:_ _ _
5)
a) 22nd in the alphabet: _
b) I love _ _ !
c) “name” minus “e”: _ _ _
6)
a) to _ _ _ _ a song!
b) 1st in the alphabet: _
c) a very tiny opening in the skin: _ _ _ _
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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