WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 13th, 2025
Why the Military can’t communicate with each other…
If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn out the lights and lock the door.
If you tell the Army to secure a building, they will occupy it and forbid entry to those without a pass.
If you tell the Marines to secure a building, they assault with heavy fire, capture the building, fortify it and call for an air strike.
If you tell the Air Force to secure a building, they will negotiate a three year lease with an option to buy.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“On Monday in Vermont, a barrel of maple syrup fell off a truck and spilled all over the
highway. Luckily, it broad-sided a French toast truck.” -Conan O’Brien
“Merriam-Webster dictionary added over 1,000 new words today, including the word ‘photobomb.’
They didn’t WANT to add ‘photobomb,’ but it jumped in at the last second and
kinda ruined the dictionary.” -Jimmy Fall
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitress had
dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes. Being only a couple tables away
from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand where I was cut from the shattered debris.
I was immediately escorted to the hotel doctor.
“What happened?” he asked.
I said, “Attacked by a flying saucer.” 😲😲
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a General who orders that a Private be brought back home to the United States,
as his three brothers have all been killed in action in the war.
ANSWER: Saving Private Ryan!
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about an American who owns a tavern in Morocco that features varied clientele, including enemy Vichy French officers.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
The following clues each form a unique word by themselves, add them together to get the name of a country.
Example: blue and yellow mixed + solid ground = ? Answer:
green + land = Greenland
- something that will make you sick + an indefinite number = ?
- half of the width of an em + an organ for secreting = ?
- a swindle + to move or travel = ?
- an animal’s shelter + a visible sign = ?
Answer: 1. germ + any = Germany
- en + gland = England
- con + go = Congo
- den + mark = Denmark
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- To look for -> To perceive
- Use the mind -> Slender, narrow
- Enclosed army vehicle -> A colour; darkening of the skin
- A colour -> Thin, pointed piece of metal
- Tree covering -> Metal rod
- Timber; board -> Design; a scheme developed in advance
- Bare, plain; blunt -> Celestial night light
- Descended in water -> Celestial night light with orbiting planets
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