WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 14th, 2025
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus made up of 1 neutron,
2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons,
and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but
institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Best Buy will start selling solar panels in an effort to promote energy conservation. Best Buy
says you can find the panels right next to the 300 flat-screen TVs they leave on all day.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Lululemon is the company that makes yoga pants that are so tight they cut off circulation to the
part of your brain that decides how much money is OK to spend on yoga pants.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“There are some accusations that Silicon Valley discriminates against people because of their age.
Elderly groups are so furious about this that they plan to send Silicon Valley an angry fax.” -Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
You know how in first grade they used fruits to explain stuff like “one banana plus two bananas make three bananas”? Here’s a list of high school math courses based on bananas:
Algebra I – A
You have a negative banana (possibly made of antimatter).
Add two bananas to it and you get one banana.
Algebra I – B
You have a banana. Factor it, or solve for apples using the quadratic formula.
Geometry
Prove: Bananas are not vegetables. Given: Bananas are fruits.
Algebra II
You have an imaginary banana. Square it, and you get one of those weird anti-matter bananas.
The student learns that their dreams will become reality if they only raise them to the fourth power.
Pre-Calculus
What is the cosecant of Pi over 2 bananas in a unit apple?
Calculus AB
The student learns to find the slope of a banana.
Calculus BC
The student learns to find the slope of a banana and also to find the area under the banana.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about an American who owns a tavern in Morocco that features varied clientele,
including enemy Vichy French officers.
ANSWER: Casablanca!
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie follows a Nazi Party member and German citizen who saved the lives of over 1,200 Jews from the Holocaust by employing them in his factory.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- To look for -> To perceive
- Use the mind -> Slender, narrow
- Enclosed army vehicle -> A colour; darkening of the skin
- A colour -> Thin, pointed piece of metal
- Tree covering -> Metal rod
- Timber; board -> Design; a scheme developed in advance
- Bare, plain; blunt -> Celestial night light
- Descended in water -> Celestial night light with orbiting planets
Answer: 1. Seek -> See
- Think -> Thin
- Tank -> Tan
- Pink -> Pin
- Bark -> Bar
- Plank -> Plan
- Stark -> Star
- Sunk -> Sun
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Sam Rottenegger got some free tickets to go and see his least favorite band. Sam, feeling a little unruly, stopped at the corner store so he could bring a 1/2 dozen eggs with him to the concert. The concert was packed and the tunes were so loud that Sam could hardly stand it. He started making his way through the crowd when one of the eggs broke in his pocket and ran down the inside of his shirt. Sam squirmed with disgust but thought how great it would be to see that yellow ooze on the band members. It took him 60 grueling minutes to make his way close enough to launch his attack. Sam chucked one right at the bass player but it just bounced off him without breaking. “Odd,” Sam thought, but every one of the 4 eggs he threw just landed unbroken. He never got to throw the 5th as security removed Sam promptly. Sam, now half deaf, bruised, battered, and confused looked closely at the egg and noticed it wasn’t exactly raw anymore. Frustrated, Sam chucked the egg over his shoulder hitting an Officer who gladly gave him a free nights stay at the Bars Inn.
So what happened to the eggs that caused them not to break? Note that they were totally raw when he brought them in .
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