WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 19th, 2025
 
Here’s The Story……
Supposedly a true story, but who knows? Who keeps chloroform in the house?]

A woman who got it into her head that a fresh turkey produced a far superior meal to a 
frozen one made a trek out to a turkey farm to buy a live bird. But after returning home 
and looking square into the eyes of the living, breathing creature she’d just purchased, 
she just couldn’t bring herself to kill it by wringing its neck or chopping off its head. Instead,
she managed to put the turkey to sleep with chloroform and then began the process of 
dry-plucking it. Just as she finished removing the last of the feathers, however, the bird woke up.

The next-door neighbors responded to her shouts and arrived at her back door to find a 
woman being chased around her kitchen by an angry, naked turkey. 😮😮
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Turns out that it’s not the turkey that makes you sleepy – it’s being drunk 
at 4:00 p.m. on Thursday.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“The good people at Butterball have been running a toll-free hotline for turkey-cooking tips 
since 1981. Every year the turkey talk line receives more than 100,000 phone calls, but sadly, 
they have not once been able to save a turkey’s life.” -Stephen Colbert

“The TSA just released a list of Thanksgiving leftovers that you can carry on and others you 
have to check, saying you can bring turkey on the plane but not gravy. Which will explain 
things when you’re at airport security and you see a bunch of people chugging 
their gravy next to a trash can.” -Jimmy Fallon

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
 
Here’s a killer turkey recipe, with a foolproof self-timer. It’s impossible to mess this up. 
You’ll get a perfectly cooked turkey every time.

Preheat the oven to 325. Prepare the turkey, basting it with salt, garlic, butter, and black 
pepper. In a bowl, combine equal parts stuffing mix and popcorn. (Yes, popcorn.)

Fill the turkey’s cavity with the mixture. Lay the turkey in a greased roasting pan.

Insert the turkey into the oven, with the neck pointing inward. This is very important.

Do not concern yourself with roasting time. 
When the turkey’s rear end blows the oven door open, it’s done. 😮😮

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie details the life of a lead singer and face of the English rock band.
 
Answer: Bohemian Rhapsody!
 
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie follows Reginald Dwight’s life, including his early upbringing and subsequent struggles with drugs, alcohol, and his sexuality.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
With my mates I toil day by day
But never do I complain

I speak up if I have words to say
and have an agile brain

I rarely sniffle or blow my nose
A medical man I am not

I do not yawn or try to doze
Can you name me with the info you’ve got?

Answer: I am Happy from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

With my mates I toil day by day (I’m a miner)
But never do I complain (I’m not Grumpy)

I speak up if I have words to say (I’m not Bashful)
and have an agile brain (I’m not Dopey)

I rarely sniffle or blow my nose (I’m not Sneezy)
A medical man I am not (I’m not Doc)

I do not yawn or try to doze (I’m not Sleepy)
Can you name me with the info you’ve got? (Happy is the only dwarf left.)
 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Cindy, a High School cheerleader, told her fellow cheerleaders that she was worried about changing for practice in their locker room. Seems that she over heard the science teacher, Dr. Smith, telling the Principal that he had just invented an invisibility potion which turns whoever drinks a sip of the potion completely invisible for 24 hours. The bad news was that someone had stolen a bottle of it from Dr. Smith’s lab. Cindy was worried that the thief was a guy and that he might already be invisible, hiding in their locker room and waiting to watch them undress. Jane, the Head Cheerleader and President of the Science Club, believed Cindy since she knew Dr. Smith was working on the potion, but told her they had nothing to worry about. Since Jane did not steal the potion or know who had stolen the potion, how could she be so sure their privacy would not be compromised?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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