WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 20th, 2025
 
Here’s The Story……
I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day 
of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet.
“How do you know when you’re at 300 feet?” asked one woman.
“A good question,” replied the instructor. 
“At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
The woman thought about this for awhile before saying, 
“What happens if there’s no one there I know?” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“I’m writing a book in fifth person, so every sentence starts out with: 
‘I heard from this guy who told somebody…'” -Demetri Martin

A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though. Because 
even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.

“When we got married we registered at Bloomingdale’s because you can 
return everything for cash. And I figure each place setting can keep me 
in beer money for about a month.” –Gary Barkin

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that 
customs officials must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that’s a different story.
We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting a smuggler. 
The judge asked the court, “Who is making these allegations?”
My boss stood up and proclaimed, “I am the alligator, your honor.” 😮
 
 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie follows Reginald Dwight’s life, including his early upbringing and 
subsequent struggles with drugs, alcohol, and his sexuality.
 
Answer:  Rocketman!
 
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a ship commander whose vessel is taken over my Somali pirates off the coast of the horns of Africa. 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Cindy, a High School cheerleader, told her fellow cheerleaders that she was worried about changing for practice in their locker room. Seems that she over heard the science teacher, Dr. Smith, telling the Principal that he had just invented an invisibility potion which turns whoever drinks a sip of the potion completely invisible for 24 hours. The bad news was that someone had stolen a bottle of it from Dr. Smith’s lab. Cindy was worried that the thief was a guy and that he might already be invisible, hiding in their locker room and waiting to watch them undress. Jane, the Head Cheerleader and President of the Science Club, believed Cindy since she knew Dr. Smith was working on the potion, but told her they had nothing to worry about. Since Jane did not steal the potion or know who had stolen the potion, how could she be so sure their privacy would not be compromised?

Answer:  Jane knew that if the potion really did work and could make the thief invisible it would also make him blind while he was invisible. In order to see light needs to be absorbed by our retinas. If a person were completely invisible all light would pass right though them and they would see nothing. If the retinas were somehow able to absorb light then there would be two black spots in the air where they were and they would not be completely invisible. In this case light would then hit the retinas from all angles, since the head would no longer be opaque, and blind the invisible thief. Plus the lenses in the thief’s eyes would not work so no image could be focused onto his retinas. Ironically if the thief drank the potion he would never be able to see that he was invisible and unless someone told him he would not even know he was invisible. He would only know that he was blind.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
My great-grandmother was exceptional from first to last. She was the first baby born in the state in 1851. She was almost the first centenarian in the family, but she died in 1950, one day before her 100th birthday.

The cause of her death was not unusual; thousands of people died of the same cause that year and also in previous years. Her death was exceptional because she was the last person ever to die from that cause in the United States.

What was the cause of death?

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