WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 25th, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side
of the walk. Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up,
put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change,
he noticed a young woman standing next to him smiling.
Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked,
“What do you have in your pocket?”
“Tennis ball,” the man said, smiling back.
“Wow!” said the woman looking upset. “That must hurt.
I once had tennis elbow and the pain was terrible!” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEK people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new survey found that 46 percent of doctors have used Google or Yahoo to diagnose
their patients’ symptoms. Yeah, last time I got sick, my doctor was like, ‘I’m sorry to tell
you this, but you have ‘Server Not Responding.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers than drunk people.
Then again, it’s easier to see what is coming when you’re driving at 11 miles an hour.” -Conan O’Brien
“The U.S. Postal Service announced yesterday they are expecting this year’s holiday season
to be their busiest ever and also their slowest ever. That’s probably the only business in
America that complains about being busy.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My wife is a very adventurous cook. “How does this sound?”
she called out from the kitchen. “Bonito, surimi, and
anchovies in a decadent, silky broth.”
“Sounds delicious,” I hollered back. “Is that what we’re having tonight?”
“No. I’m reading from this packet of cat food.” 😮
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
The film details the story of a commercial sword fishing boat, a vessel that was lost at sea, with all crew presumed dead,
following a tropical storm Hurricane.
Answer: The Perfect Storm!
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about two passengers on the ill-fated ship “RMS Titanic”, that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean in April of 1912.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
As you are reading this message, you will notice some spelling errors. Do not be frigtened, however. This is how you must anelyze:
First, find al of the missing, repeated, or incorrect letters.
Second, alow yurself to look at these and look at the wword that is represinted.
Finally, tell me a numbur that most commonnly is associated with the word.
Good luck.
Answer: Missing, Repeated, and Incorrect Letters:
H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N
Word: Halloween
Number: 31 (Halloween is the 31st of October)
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Can you name the salad veggies? Use synonyms of each word in the clue; put them together to sound out the answer.
EG. Clue: Dog Bloom
Answer: Cauliflower
Explanation: “Collie” “Flower”
- Caution Groove
- Rotate Bite
- Fish-egg Hair
- Allow We
- Twirl Scratch
- Taxi Shift
- Animal-park Crucial Leg-joint
- Signal Burden
- Awesome Plate
- Invigorate Each
Bonus:
-Room Jumble
-Compel Whip
-Not Age
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in NEXT MONDAY’s (December 1st), Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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