WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 1st, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
Five surgeons are having drinks together at a surgical convention and making jokes…
The first, a Florida surgeon, says: “I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second, a Michigan surgeon, responds: “Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside of them is color coded.”
The third, a California surgeon, says: “No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside of them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth, an New York surgeon, chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
But the fifth, from Washington D.C. shut them all up when he observed, “You’re all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains, no spine,
and the head and the ass are interchangeable.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Last week, a 90-year-old letter to Santa Claus was found in a chimney. On the bright side,
the 96-year-old who wrote the letter is still alive and finally got that tricycle.” -Conan O’Brien
“Italian chefs recently set a new world record after making a mile-long pizza that took five
ovens and over 11 hours to bake. It got weird when the person who ordered the pizza was
like, ‘Ooh, I said no pepperoni.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Here’s some strange fashion news. According to The New York Times, the monocle is back in
style. Unless you’re a Batman villain or a giant salted peanut, you should not wear a monocle.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for my boat, I also
purchased an inflatable life preserver. “It was my wife’s idea,” I explained to
the grizzled salesman at the counter. “She’s buying it for me as a gift.”
“Lucky you,” he said as he started to write up the order. “My wife got me
a length of chain and a cement block.” 😮😮
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about two passengers on the ill-fated ship “RMS Titanic”,
that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean in April of 1912.
Answer: Titanic!
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie revolves around three men searching for stolen Confederate gold.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you name the salad veggies? Use synonyms of each word in the clue; put them together to sound out the answer.
EG. Clue: Dog Bloom
Answer: Cauliflower
Explanation: “Collie” “Flower”
- Caution Groove
- Rotate Bite
- Fish-egg Hair
- Allow We
- Twirl Scratch
- Taxi Shift
- Animal-park Crucial Leg-joint
- Signal Burden
- Awesome Plate
- Invigorate Each
Bonus:
-Room Jumble
-Compel Whip
-Not Age
Answer: 1. Carrot (Care-rut)
- Turnip (Turn-nip)
- Romaine (Roe-mane)
- Lettuce (Let-us)
- Spinach (Spin-itch)
- Cabbage (Cab-budge)
- Zucchini (Zoo-key-knee)
- Cucumber (Cue-cumber)
- Radish (Rad-dish)
- Pepper (Pep-per)
Bonus:
-Celery (Cell-lurry)
-Garlic (Gar-lick)
-Onion (Un-eon)
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Based on the clue in parentheses, find a four-letter word that can be inserted backwards into the blank to complete a longer word.
Example: di____ve (a defeat)
Answer: dissolve (“A defeat” gives you LOSS, which is placed backwards in the blank: di_SSOL_ve.)
- co____ed (pickle flavour)
- ou____ts (seasoning and preservative)
- di____ed (edible tubers)
- san____e (tubular pasta)
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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