WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 2nd, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intended to stock up.
At the store, however, I was disappointed to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged
portions of the poultry, so I complained to the butcher.
“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll pack some more trays and have them
ready for you by the time you finish shopping.”
Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher’s voice boom over the public-address system:
“Will the gentleman who was looking for bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A baby who was born in Paris on a public train today received free rides from the
transportation company until his 25th birthday. While a baby born on the New York
City subway received hepatitis.” -Seth Meyers
“Banks are starting to offer services through virtual assistants like Amazon Echo, which
backfires when you ask Alexa for your account balance and she just starts laughing.” -Jimmy Fallon
If adulthood has taught me anything, it’s that you
really don’t need fun to have alcohol.
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The company my brother worked for had a phone system that rerouted after-hours calls.
If any calls came in on a certain line while he was working late, Dave knew it would be a
wrong number. It got to the point where as soon as the phone rang, Dave would pick up
and say, “Psychic Hotline. I’m sorry, but you’ve dialed the wrong number.”
The caller would often reply with something like, “But I didn’t even ask to speak to anyone yet.
How did you know I dialed the wrong…. Oh!” (Click.)
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie revolves around three men searching for stolen Confederate gold.
Answer: “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” was released in 1966 and is a true epic western directed by Sergio Leone. The story revolves around three men searching for stolen Confederate gold. Clint Eastwood portrays the good, Eli Wallach the ugly, and Lee Van Cleef as the bad.
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a romantic comedy dealing with the relationship between a football obsessed secondary school English teacher and his serious-minded colleague!
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Based on the clue in parentheses, find a four-letter word that can be inserted backwards into the blank to complete a longer word.
Example: di____ve (a defeat)
Answer: dissolve (“A defeat” gives you LOSS, which is placed backwards in the blank: di_SSOL_ve.)
- co____ed (pickle flavour)
- ou____ts (seasoning and preservative)
- di____ed (edible tubers)
- san____e (tubular pasta)
Answer: 1. collided (DILL – co_LLID_ed)
- outlasts (SALT – ou_TLAS_ts)
- dismayed (YAMS – di_SMAY_ed)
- sanitize (ZITI – san_ITIZ_e)
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Nora Shekrie paid a visit to her niece, Saffa Moore, at Watts-Amata U. One of the first things Nora noticed was a tastefully framed poster over Saffa’s desk, apparently a long-range photo of some celestial rock.
“Aunt Nora, did you know they just discovered two more moons of Pluto last week?”
“I read about it, but I didn’t realize they had posters out already.”
“Oh, this is just a photo some astronomy buff in New Mexico took. He made posters, and he’s selling them for $10 each on Uzz-Bay. He included a whole web page on the physical features, especially the impact craters. He says he’s working on his PhD. at UNM, y’know, at the Flagstaff campus? That’s where Clyde Tombaugh discovered Pluto in the first place.”
“I thought Tombaugh was from Illinois.”
“He grew up in Streator, but he worked at Flagstaff when he found Pluto.”
“Ah. So, what’s so great about these craters?”
“Well, there are these elliptical ones in the upper right, pretty much pointing in the same direction, like they’re probably all the same age, from one big meteor storm. Then there are a few teardrop-shaped ones here and there, and my favorite is this pair, where two of them make a cute little heart right where the moon’s little behind would be. Isn’t it darling?”
“It sure is. But I really think your parents should have a talk with a few people.”
“Because I’m so excited about astronomy?”
“Because you’re not learning enough to know when you’re being cheated.”
How did Nora know?
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