WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 10th, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived
and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him, he complained, “I forgot my teeth, what am I going to do now!?”
The man said, “No problem.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth.
“Try these,” he said.
The speaker tried them on. “Too loose,” he said.
The man then said, “I have another pair — try these.”
The speaker tried them on and responded, “Too tight.”
The man was not taken back at all. He said, “I have one more pair. Try them.”
The speaker said, “They fit perfectly.”
With that, he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over,
the speaker went to thank the man who had helped him.
“I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office?
I’ve been looking for a good dentist.”
The man replied, “I’m not a dentist. I’m an undertaker.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEDNSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Researchers at the University of Vermont determined that the world’s happiest language
is Spanish. German finished fourth, which I find hard to believe. In German,
even ‘I love you’ sounds like a threat.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Anheuser-Busch has announced it will begin selling a new organic beer called ‘Michelob
Ultra Pure Gold.’ As in, ‘Sorry, all we have left is Michelob Ultra Pure Gold.'” -Seth Meyers
“A new study found that a growing number of parents regret the name they gave their baby.
They actually have a name for those parents: ‘celebrities.'” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
In the office where I work, there is a constant battle between our technical-support
director and customer-service personnel over the room temperature, which is usually too low.
The frustrated director, trying to get us to understand his position, announced one afternoon,
“We need to keep the temperature below seventy-five degrees or the computers will overheat.”
Thinking that this was just another excuse, one of my shivering colleagues retorted, “Yeah right.
So how did they keep the computers from overheating before there was air conditioning?”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie featured a man-eating great white shark, and many people
feared the creature because of the movie.
Answer: “Jaws” was written by Benchley in 1974, and it became a film in 1975, directed by Spielberg.
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a little brown alien with the glowing finger.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Unscramble the words below and follow the instructions in parentheses.
- REDE (Take the 3rd letter)
- SAVEREB (Take the 4th letter)
- HERSWS (Take the 5th letter)
- OSINB (Take the 4th letter)
- SOMEO (Take the 4th letter)
- LETANPOE (Take the 5th letter)
Now unscramble the letters you got to find your answer.
Answer: 1. DEER, E
- BEAVERS, V
- SHREWS, W
- BISON, O
- MOOSE, S
- ANTELOPE, L
EVWOSL unscrambles to become WOLVES. Wolves have been known to hunt deer, beavers, shrews, bison, moose, and antelope, among other things. Although a pack of wolves generally likes bigger game like bison, a single wolf will eat smaller things like shrews. They will even eat earthworms and fruits if they must.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
For each of the pairs of words below, insert a word in the blank space between them to form two separate words such that the inserted word finishes the first word and begins the second. For example, given “MAN __ ON”, you would insert the word “GO” to form “MANGO” and “GOON”. The hint gives the number of letters in each of the words that must be inserted.
BOW _ AGE GENE KING
LAND GOAT DIG SELF
PAR ___ ATE
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