WELCOME to WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 17th, 2025
ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS:
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.
The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.
The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.
When you haven’t got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.
For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth.
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Germany has just rolled out a new law banning hate speech.
The law is tricky to implement because everything sounds like
hate speech when it’s spoken in German.” -Conan O’Brien
“Scientists have invented a way for you to change channels on your TV with
gestures. Yeah, it’s great for people who like watching sports completely still.
‘Wow! What a catch – nobody move! Oh, now we’re watching Lifetime.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A new study has determined that people in relationships can detect infidelity
in their partner’s voice. Especially when their voice says, ‘You’re home early!'” -Seth Meyers
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I was traveling through Georgia last summer and stopped at a little
backwoods country store. In the men’s room there was a
handwritten sign above the malfunctioning potty which said,
“Please Wiggel Handel”.
Below that some wit had written,
“If I do, will it wiggel Bach?” 😮😮
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a cyborg that was sent from the future back to 1984!
Answer: Arnold Schwarzenegger played The Terminator in the 1984 James Cameron movie!
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a board game that, when played, released all sorts of horrible things.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Four of us are in your field
But our differences keep us at yield
First, a one that is no fool
Though he resembles a gardener’s tool
Next, one difficult to split in two
And a girl once had one as big as her shoe
Then, to the mind, one’s a lovely bonder
And truancy makes it grow fonder
Last, a stem connecting dots of three
Knowing all this, what are we?
Answer: The Four Suits in a Deck of Standard Playing Cards
The Spade is a gardener’s tool.
The Diamond is the hardest gem to break. “Little Girl and Queen” is a Mother Goose rhyme,
in which the Queen gave the girl a large diamond for picking the Queen some roses.
The Heart bonds with the mind to form “love.” “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.”
The Club, or Clover, is three dots connected around a stem.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Answer the following with parts of the body. The first one is free!
- A strong box (chest)
- Heard in congress while voting
- Baby cows
- A shellfish
- A unit used to measure distance
- Scholars
- Part of a shoe
- What every builder must have
- Something made by whips
- What soldiers carry
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