WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 19th, 2025

 Here’s The Story……
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young 
man in a sharp, three-piece tunic. “This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said the first one.
“No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other.
And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence.
“Bring me my biggest sword,” said Solomon, “and I shall hew the young attorney 
in half. Each of you shall receive a half.”
“Sounds good to me,” said the first woman.
But the other woman said, “Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood.
Let the other woman’s daughter marry him.”
The wise King did not hesitate a moment. 
“The attorney must marry the first lady’s daughter,” he proclaimed.
“But she was willing to hew him in two!” exclaimed the King’s court.
“Indeed,” said wise King Solomon. “That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law.” 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study finds that parents DO actually have a favorite child. 
The survey also finds if you have to ask – it ain’t you.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A man who ordered a television off of Amazon was shocked because 
Amazon instead sent him a rifle. Which means somewhere a hunter is 
trying to kill a deer by making it watch ‘Real Housewives.'” -Conan O’Brien

“I’ve been trying to say ‘I love you’ more often, starting this morning. 
I said it to my family before I left the house. And then to my barista. 
And then to her manager, when the barista complained that one of 
the customers was making her uncomfortable.” -Stephen Colbert
 
 

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a 
young man in a sharp, three-piece tunic. 
“This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said the first one.

“No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,” said the other.

And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence.

“Bring me my biggest sword,” said Solomon, 
“and I shall hew the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half.”

“Sounds good to me,” said the first woman.

But the other woman said, “Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman’s daughter marry him.”

The wise King did not hesitate a moment. “The attorney must marry the first lady’s daughter,” he proclaimed.

“But she was willing to hew him in two!” exclaimed the King’s court.

“Indeed,” said wise King Solomon. “That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law.” 
 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
 This a movie about several teenagers who attend a New York high school for gifted students in performing arts.

Answer:  “Fame” was inspired by the musical “A Chorus Line”.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a battle between Galactic Empire and the Rebel Alliance. 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
 As you may know, a group of fish is called a “school”, a group of lions is called a “pride”,
and a group of seagulls is called a “flock”. Some are a little more unusual.
See if you can guess what animals belong to the following groups:

Crash
Exaltation
Mob
Murder
Parliament
Pod
Sounder

Answer:  Crash – Rhinoceros
Exaltation – Lark
Mob – Kangaroo
Murder – Crow
Parliament – Owl
Pod – Whale
Sounder – Pig/Hog
 

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
In this teaser, I have given you 4 words. Beside each word are a series of letter groupings. 
Your task is to find the answer to the word on the left by choosing
one letter from each of the letter groups to the right of each clue.

Example:

Statuette: fro evi gse rpu lor nai ngd rep

Answer:

Fgo evI Gse rpU loR naI Ngd rEp = FIGURINE

Glasses: ads hjp jje loc tpp art chr awl deg shj

Canteen: cfg ahj fgf rte ttu ioe pro ioi ear

Drink: awq ghu dfa fgh fnq

Main road: hcv dif ggh jkh lwl iay try

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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