WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 23th, 2025

 Signs of the times…….

SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:
“We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.”

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck:
“Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels”

At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”

On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”

On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”

In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study has found that being good-looking can hurt a man’s career because 
the people in charge of hiring see attractive men as a threat. So if you’re a man 
who was recently hired for a new job, congratulations. You’re hideous.” -James Corden

“Experts in Israel are trying to re-create a wine used in the time of Jesus. Apparently, 
all they need is some water and Jesus.” -Conan O’Brien

“Costco has to pay Tiffany’s $19 million for selling 2,500 fake Tiffany rings. Husbands don’t 
know what’s worse, having to tell their wife her ring ISN’T from Tiffany, or that it IS from 
Costco. ‘I’ve got bad news and worse news…'” -Jimmy Fallon

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The daughter asks her father, “Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me 
that I didn’t understand. He is sooooo into his cars and said that ‘I have a beautiful 
chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.'”

Her dad said, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check 
your oil, I will tighten his lug nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and 
he will start leaking oil out of his exhaust pipe.” 
 
 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a battle between Galactic Empire and the Rebel Alliance. 

Answer: The Empire Strikes Back!   

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie follows several parallel storylines culminating in an alternate history interpretation where Adolf Hitler and his top aides are all executed at a movie theater. 

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
In this teaser, I have given you 4 words. Beside each word are a series of letter groupings.
Your task is to find the answer to the word on the left by choosing
one letter from each of the letter groups to the right of each clue.

Example:

Statuette: fro evi gse rpu lor nai ngd rep

Answer:

Fgo evI Gse rpU loR naI Ngd rEp = FIGURINE

Glasses: ads hjp jje loc tpp art chr awl deg shj

Canteen: cfg ahj fgf rte ttu ioe pro ioi ear

Drink: awq ghu dfa fgh fnq

Main road: hcv dif ggh jkh lwl iay try

Answer: Glasses: s p e c t a c l e s
Canteen: c a f e t e r i a
Drink: q u a f f
Main road: h i g h w a y
 
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A young boy went to a Catholic school. During school he started goofing around, so the teacher called him out and sent him to the Pastor. Since this was a traditional school the boy would be spanked, but the Pastor believed in giving people a chance. He said, “If you can ask me a question about something you learned and I don’t know the answer on the spot you will go free.”
The boy may have been lazy, but he was very witty. He asked, “What is it that you can see and I can see, usually every day, but God cannot see.” The Pastor stood there, stumped. He couldn’t figure it out because he strongly believed that God sees and knows all, and that there is only one God. The boy smiled and told him.

What was it?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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