WELCOME to MONDAY DECEMBER 29th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their child looks a little odd, so she decides to
do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.
Husband: What’s up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our child.
Husband: Well, don’t you remember? When we were leaving the hospital that night,
you saw the baby had pooped his diaper. Then you said: Please go change the baby,
I’ll wait for you here. So I went inside, got a clean one and left the messy one there. 😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
One shop owner asks another, “So, have you had any responses to
your ad that you’re looking for a night watchman?”
“Yeah, we got robbed last night.”
An older man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son.
Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son:
“Don’t be nervous, boy, just do your best and just remember, if anything happens
to me your mother is going to come and live with you.” 😮
A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new
motorcycle. Only one question confused him. “Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?”
“I’ve got a kickstand,” the prospect replied. “Is that the same thing?”
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Sometimes…
when you cry,
no one sees your tears.
Sometimes…
when you are in pain,
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes…
when you are worried,
no one sees your stress.
Sometimes…
when you are happy,
no one sees your smile.
But fart just ONE TIME!😮
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Which actor sang a song called “I Talk to the Trees” in a musical movie?
This was a departure from his normal “cool” laconic image.
Answer: Clint Eastwood sings this romantic song in the film “Paint Your Wagon”. “I talk to the trees” is the title and first line of the song. The second line is “but they don’t listen to me”. It may be a surprise to some people that Clint can sing.
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
Which actor played a mad scientist creating a mutated flying gremlin in “Gremlins 2: The New Batch”?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Hidden below you will find five uncommon titles to five classic novels. Can you decipher them?
- Vanished with the Tempest
- Enmity of the Globes
- Dinky Maidens
- A Chronicle of a Couple of Municipalities
- Contention and Conciliation
Answer: 1. Gone with the Wind
- War of the Worlds
- Little Women
- Tale of Two Cities
- War and Peace
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Five customers (Candy, Derek, John, Rose, and Steve), order lunch at a fast food restaurant. They order the following things, not in order: Cheeseburger, Salad, Chicken Strips, Hamburger and Fried Fish. Each customer asked for his or her meal to have extra sauce added to it (catsup, mustard, BBQ sauce, mayo or ranch dressing). Can you figure out who got what and in which order they were standing in line?
Clues:
1) The first customer (who wasn’t a girl) isn’t the one who ordered a salad.
2) The salad did not get BBQ sauce on it.
3) Candy ate chicken for lunch and wasn’t last in line.
4) The person who asked for extra catsup had a cheeseburger.
5) John did not eat the mustard drenched fish.
6) Derek was in the exact middle of the line.
7) Steve was in line after the salad eater but before the mayo lover.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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