WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 7th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
Our Supply Clerk at the factory where I work, discovered a box that 
was left on the loading dock with this warning printed on it: DANGER DO NOT TOUCH!
Management was called and all employees were told to stay clear of the box until it could be analyzed.
When the foreman arrived, he donned gloves and safety glasses, and then, very carefully opened the box. 
Inside were 250 signs that read: DANGER! DO NOT TOUCH! 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“There’s a new report that says more than half of American workers didn’t use all 
their vacation days last year. They had them, they just didn’t take them. So the people 
who did the study asked why. Some said they did it to impress their boss with their work 
ethic. The rest said, I hate my family.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“The TSA is under fire for major security lapses. The TSA has let through pipe bombs, 
knives, and the last three Nicolas Cage movies.” -Conan O’Brien

“According to a new study, the recommendation that people need eight glasses of water 
per day is a myth. I think we figured that out when we never once drank 
eight glasses of water and still survived.” -Seth Meyers

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted 
with patients before their operations to help them relax. One day he thought he recognized a woman as a co-worker 
at the VA hospital where he had trained. When the patient confirmed that his hunch was correct, 
he said, “So, tell me, is the food still as bad there as it used to be?”
“Well, I suppose,” she replied, “I’m still cooking it.” 😮😅😆

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
 What do “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” (1975), “Halloween” (2007) 
and “Shutter Island” (2010) have in common?

Answer:  The correct answer was mental institution! In “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”, Jack Nicholson portrayed Randle McMurphy, held in a mental institution for the criminally insane, in the film based on Ken Kesey’s novel. Louise Fletcher was brilliant as Nurse Ratched. The slash-and-fright movie “Halloween” was Rob Zombie’s 2007 remake of John Carpenter’s 1978 motion picture. In both, Michael Myers escapes from Smith’s Grove, a mental institution, and goes on a killing rampage. Leonardo DiCaprio plays a U.S. Marshal in “Shutter Island” which refers to a mental institution on an island in Boston Harbor. Martin Scorsese directed a script based on a 2003 novel by Dennis Lehane.
 
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
On October 6th 1927, which film contained the first spoken lines “Wait a minute, wait a minute! You ain’t heard nothing yet!”?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
 I’m powerful enough to clean most anything,
Yet gentle enough to eat.

I’m used to make an explosion of sorts,
Yet can be found at millions of stores worldwide.

I can kill grass,
And even tenderize your meat.

I can clean up even the smelliest stench,
and soften your fabrics.

What am I?

Answer:  Baking Soda.

It is used for a variety of cleaning.
It is a common ingredient in many baked foods.
It can react with vinegar to form an “explosion”. (Typically used in a “Baking Soda Volcano”).
It can be purchased at many stores around the world.

Baking soda can be used to kill crab grass.
It can speed up the tenderizing process of meat in stew.
It is used to remove odor in fabrics.
It is also used as a fabric softener.

The typo in the title is on purpose. “NaHCO3” is the chemical name for Baking Soda. Looks similar to “nacho”, doesn’t it?
 
 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎

Inside we’re wet and outside we’re dry
But the weather we do not defy

Losing our heads, we don’t go berserk
But this is when we do our best work

Some of us activate with a click
Although human power makes us tick

We’re instruments not found in a band
We’re useless unless given a hand

What are we?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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