WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 9th, 2026
Here’s The Story….
A Young Priest Arrives at a New Parish and he’s only there 6 days when his bicycle is stolen.
He’s very annoyed, and he complains bitterly to the old parish priest. The parish priest, a wise
and thoughtful old man, says, “look – don’t get so angry, don’t get yourself all caught up in it.
I’ll tell you what to do. “…on Sunday, as part of the sermon during Sunday mass, do the 10
commandments. And when you get to ‘thou shalt not steal,’ have a good look round your
congregation. And you will spot the guilty face.”
So he’s waiting for him on Sunday after mass and he says, “well? Did you do the 10 commandments?
Did you get to ‘thou shalt not steal?’ Did you find your bicycle?”
“Well,” the young priest says, “to tell you the truth Father, I didn’t get that far.
I only made it as far as ‘thou shalt not commit adultery…’
“…and I remembered where I left my bike.”😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study says we should change how we feed cows so they don’t produce
so much of the greenhouse gas methane. First up, they recommend eliminating taco night.” -Conan O’Brien
“A guacamole-themed restaurant is set to open in New York on Friday,
and it already turned brown.” -Seth Meyers
“A school in Tennessee is facing criticism for separating students with bad grades from
students with good grades at lunch. Thats crazy! You dont use grades to separate kids.
Everyone knows that kids should be separated by clothes, looks,
and how much money their parents make.” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Years of smoking finally caught up with my friend John one morning
when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart.
He was rushed to a hospital and peppered with questions.
“Do you smoke?” asked a paramedic.
“No,” John whispered. “I quit.”
“That’s good. When did you quit?”
“Around 9:30 this morning.” 😮
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Which famous actor played the main character in the 1999 film “Sleepy Hollow”?
Answer: Johnny Depp did all of his own stunts for the final scene where he is dragged by the horse –
he had bullet-proof clothing underneath his wardrobe.
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
What hilarious comedy film, directed by Ivan Reitman, features Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito as fraternal twins, meeting for the first time as adults and running into all kinds of trouble due to their unique personalities?
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser, you are given odd definitions of terms. The terms must be found, and they sound approximately
like the names of U.S. states. Can you get all five?
- What a certain spectator sport’s spectators do
- Doing 2,000 pounds of laundry
- What to buy if you’re only slightly thirsty
- Mindful of a wooded valley
- Bauxite that is missing
The hint gives the first letter of each state name.
Answer: 1. What a certain spectator sport’s spectators do: “tennis-see” (Tennessee)
- Doing 2,000 pounds of laundry: “washing ton” (Washington)
- What to buy if you’re only slightly thirsty: “mini-soda” (Minnesota)
- Mindful of a wooded valley: “dell-aware” (Delaware)
- Bauxite that is missing: “ore gone” (Oregon)
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Fightland Street is famous for 5 friends who have 1 sibling each. One particular week, each of these friends broke into a fight with their siblings on a different day of the week and for a different stupid reason (sibling fights are seldom intelligent). Fortunately, they soon realised how childish they were being and decided to patch up in a unique and special way. With the help of these clues, can you figure out who fought with whom, for what reason, on which day and how did they patch up?
- Charles accused his sister of stealing his watch; but on realizing that he himself had misplaced it, he bought her a nice new skirt.
- Since Harry fought with his sister over an eatable item, she gifted him another eatable item to patch-up.
- The siblings to fight on Monday argued about who was a better basketball player.
- Bob does not have a sister.
- The boy who gave his brother a silk tie to patch-up, fought with him on Thursday.
- Jane did not fight on Tuesday.
- The brother-sister pair to fight over the phone went to Pizza Hut to patch-up, which for some strange reason, is only opened on Wednesdays.
8.Emma and George went to a movie.
- Ira is not Charles’ sister.
Friends: Alice, Bob, Charles, Denver, Emma
Siblings: Fred, George, Harry, Ira, Jane
Reasons for fight: Basketball, Chocolates, Watch, Phone, New T-shirt
Days: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Patch-up method: Movie, Silk Tie, Ice Candy, Lunch at Pizza Hut, New Skirt
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