WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 12th, 2026
Here’s The Story….
A group of 40-year-old buddies discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed
that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresses there have low-cut blouses.
Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they
should have dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen
because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.
Ten years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they
should have dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen
because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.
Ten years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they
should have dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen
because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.
Ten years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where
they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the
Gausthof zum Lowen because they have never been there before. 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“This week was Earth Science week. It’s the week you have to celebrate if
you aren’t smart enough for bio or chemistry week.” -Seth Meyers
“New research shows that China has a bigger middle class than America, and
more people in China are living what we would call the ‘American Dream.’
That’s when you know things are bad – when even the American DREAM
is made in China.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A high school student hacked the AOL email account of John Brennan,
the director of the CIA. In other words, the student correctly guessed that
the password of anyone still using AOL is ‘password.'” –Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While watching my grandson’s baseball game,
I saw a young mother with her toddler on one of those child leashes.
She was talking with another mom about an incident that happened earlier that morning.
Her little Chihuahua was sick, and she had raised people’s eyes as she walked into the
vet’s office with her dog in her arms and her child on a leash.
All I could think was, “What’s wrong with this picture!”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
What hilarious comedy film, directed by Ivan Reitman, features Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito as fraternal twins, meeting for the first time as adults and running into all kinds of trouble due to their unique personalities?
Answer: “Twins” became a box office sensation. The film, released on December 9, 1988 by Universal Pictures, grossed approximately $216 million. Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger play the role of Vincent and Julius Benedict, twin brothers separated at birth. When they meet for the first time as adults, all kinds of comical situations occur. Their personalities and chemistry is what makes the film entertaining.
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
Scientists in the film “Jurassic Park” recover dinosaur DNA from a mosquito that is preserved in what?
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Fightland Street is famous for 5 friends who have 1 sibling each. One particular week, each of these friends broke into a fight with their siblings on a different day of the week and for a different stupid reason (sibling fights are seldom intelligent). Fortunately, they soon realised how childish they were being and decided to patch up in a unique and special way. With the help of these clues, can you figure out who fought with whom, for what reason, on which day and how did they patch up?
- Charles accused his sister of stealing his watch; but on realizing that he himself had misplaced it, he bought her a nice new skirt.
- Since Harry fought with his sister over an eatable item, she gifted him another eatable item to patch-up.
- The siblings to fight on Monday argued about who was a better basketball player.
- Bob does not have a sister.
- The boy who gave his brother a silk tie to patch-up, fought with him on Thursday.
- Jane did not fight on Tuesday.
- The brother-sister pair to fight over the phone went to Pizza Hut to patch-up, which for some strange reason, is only opened on Wednesdays.
8.Emma and George went to a movie.
- Ira is not Charles’ sister.
Friends: Alice, Bob, Charles, Denver, Emma
Siblings: Fred, George, Harry, Ira, Jane
Reasons for fight: Basketball, Chocolates, Watch, Phone, New T-shirt
Days: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Patch-up method: Movie, Silk Tie, Ice Candy, Lunch at Pizza Hut, New Skirt
Answer: Emma claimed that she was a better basketball player than George, and later, they went to a movie on Monday.
Alice and Harry fought over Chocolates on Tuesday, and Alice gave him an ice candy to cheer him up.
Wednesday morning, Denver and Ira argued about who was always keeping the phone busy, but later they went for a nice lunch at Pizza Hut together.
Bob and Fred argued about who would wear the new T-shirt first on Thursday, and Bob gifted Fred a new silk tie to put an end to the fight.
Charles and Jane fought over Charles’ misplaced watch on Friday, and Charles ended up buying a new skirt for his sister.
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
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