WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 13th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
A member of a diet club bemoaned her lack of will-power. She had made her family’s 
favorite cake over the weekend, she explained, and they had eaten half of it. The next 
day, however, the uneaten half beckoned. She cut herself a slice. Then another, and 
another. By the time she had polished off the cake, she knew her husband would be disappointed.
“What did he say when he found out?” one club member asked.
“He never found out,” she said. “I made another cake and ate half.” 😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 “A South Carolina elementary school’s lunch program has added a food truck that 
serves the kids buffalo wings, tacos, and mac-and-cheese. It’s all in keeping with 
the school’s motto: ‘It’s Never Too Early To Give Up.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study found that ancient cave art from 40,000 years ago was mostly done 
by women. So even back then men didn’t have a say in decorating.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Researchers say that they’ve figured out how to get around Apple’s new face-scanning 
security feature. They did it by using a mask that mimics the user’s face. The mask they 
used is made of plastic, silicone, and makeup. Or as they call that here in 
Los Angeles, a face.” -James Corden

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. 
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 
“What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
“It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
“University of Oklahoma,” he yelled back. 😮

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Scientists in the film “Jurassic Park” recover dinosaur DNA from a mosquito that is preserved in what?

Answer: The amber in “Jurassic Park” is a golden color, which is the most common, but amber can come in many colors including blue and clear. It forms from tree resin (not sap) that has become fossilized. It is quite common to recover insects and even small animals that were trapped in the sticky stuff. Amber pieces are often polished and used as jewelery.
 
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Is that Frank Sinatra of Danny Ocean fame starring in the movie “The American”? Why no it’s __. Fill in the blank.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

Answer: Stop imagining! 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Figure out what the trio in each set have in common. As long as each answer is a six-letter plural word, ending in -s.

Example: Railroad, wild animal, music CD: TRACKS

1) Hunting dog
Compass
Scoreboard

2) Dungeon
Jewelry store
Sequence

3) Fish
Sheet music
Dieters

4) Municipal parking lot
Electric utility
Rhythm in verse

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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