WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 16th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
One night at about 3am my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed when she 
heard a little noise. It was a suspiciously rodent like sound that seemed to be right in the bathroom with her.

She, of course, froze and listened attentively for any further sign of invaders. After a moment, 
satisfied that she was alone, she took a step for the door. Rodent scratchy sounds again! 
She froze, not breathing. Silence. Her heart beat fast as she once again tried to retreat from the bathroom.

This time the noise was accompanied by something touching the back of her leg! 
That was too much to bear. She literally flew the 8 feet to the bed, clearing the foot 
board by a couple feet, to land screaming by my side.

The culprit was right there in plain sight, a trail of toilet paper 
neatly marked the path from bed to the bathroom. 😮😮😂 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL  WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“There’s a new report that says that the sales of canned wine are on the rise. 
Finally, people that drink boxed wines have someone to look down on.” -Jimmy Fallon

“The FBI is investigating whether Russian intelligence agencies have hacked the computers 
at The New York Times, or as the Times reported it, ‘Putin named world’s sexiest leader.'” -Stephen Colbert

“McDonald’s has decided to remove fitness trackers from their Happy Meals. Apparently, 
many customers thought McDonald’s was just making fun of them.” -Conan O’Brien 

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Suspecting he had a serious medical condition, I nagged my husband until he agreed to see a 
doctor. Once there, he was handed a mountain of forms to fill out.
Next to “Reason for visit?” he wrote, “My wife made me.” 😮

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
 Chris Evans of “Captain America” fame starred in the 2013 post-apocalyptic film “Snowpiercer”. The Snowpiercer itself is a vehicle carrying the last survivors of humanity. What kind of vehicle is it?

Answer: The correct answer was Train
In the film, an attempt to stop global warming results in an ice age. The survivors are on a train that goes around the world over and over. Chris Evans stars as Curtis Everett, a low class person in the steerage section. Each section of the train has a different class of people living in it. Everett starts a revolt to make things better for his group. In 2020, a television series based on the film, as well as the original 1982 French novel “Le Transperceneige”, began on TNT network. It starred Jennifer Connelly with 2 completed seasons as of 2021.

 
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which gangster movie starred Jack Nicholson, Kathleen Turner, and Angelica Huston?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Which one of the following does not belong with the others?

Binoculars, eyeglasses, goggles, handlebars, jeans, pliers, scissors, shoes, tweezers

Answer:  The word “shoes” is the only “pair” that actually has 2 separate pieces.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What do the following words have in common?

Vermont
Statuesque
Swedish
Arthur’s
Africa
Sensation
Misunderstood

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