WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 21st, 2026

Here’s The Story….
A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, 
has 5 children, makes $55,555.55 a year, trusts the number 5.

One day a friend informs the man that a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the 
fifth race at the local track that evening. Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.00 cash 
from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5.
Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth. 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
 “A new report claims that William Shakespeare was a marijuana user and may 
have been high when he wrote some of his plays. Which explains that one line: 
‘To be, or not to be… Wait, what was the question?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“The Dallas Public Library displays one of the original copies of the Declaration 
of Independence – also the only copy stained with barbecue sauce.” -Conan O’Brien

“A man in India has set a new world record for fastest nose-typing. I think the most 
surprising part of it is that there was an OLD world record for nose-typing.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. “I feel really good today. 
I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave twenty 
dollars to someone who was needy and down on his luck.”
“Twenty whole dollars? That’s a lot of money to just give away. 
What did your husband say about it?” “He said, ‘Thanks.'” 😮😮

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
 In 2001, Jennifer Connolly played Alicia Nash in which movie?
 
Answer: The correct answer was A Beautiful Mind! Jennifer Connelly starred opposite Russell Crowe in the biographical story of physicist John Nash. Alicia (nee Lardé Lopez-Harrison) was born in El Salvador and married Nash in 1957. She sacrificed her own career to look after him, and their son, both of who suffered from schizophrenia.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Davis Caruso played the character ‘Topper’ Daniels in which movie?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
 One week last summer, Richard’s 5 kids went to camp. On each weekday, Richard had lunch with a different one of his children in the camp cafeteria. Except for the twins, who are both in the same grade, each of the children will begin a different grade in the fall. Each day of the week, a different main dish and different dessert was served. Can you figure out who Richard ate with on what day and what he had for lunch?

1) Richard and his only sixth-grade child (who isn’t Basil) enjoyed the BBQ beef on Wednesday. The day Richard ate lunch with Basil wasn’t the day chili was served.

2) Monday’s dessert was brownies. Friday’s was apple pie.

3) Lasagna was served on the day Richard joined his daughter Lily for lunch.

4) Thursday wasn’t the day on which Richard and one of the twins had fried chicken followed by chocolate pudding.

5) Richard ate lunch with Darlene more than one day before he ate lunch with Amber (who is about to begin second grade, but isn’t a twin).

6) Foster (who isn’t the one with whom Richard had peach cobbler for dessert) is entering a higher grade than the child whom Richard ate pizza but a lower grade than at least one other child.

7) Richard didn’t eat lasagna with either of the twins, nor did he eat lunch with the twins on consecutive days.

Answer:  Amber-Friday-pizza-apple pie-2nd
Basil-Tuesday-fried chicken-chocolate pudding-4th
Foster-Thursday-chili-ice cream-4th
Lily-Monday-lasagna-brownies-1st
Darlene-Wednesday-BBQ-peach cobbler-6th
  

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
 Fred and his wife, Nikita, were having a conversation about words while on a road trip.
Fred said, “I am thinking of a devilishly tricky word that has five consonants in a row.”
Nikita countered with, “That’s a good one, but people are lining up to find a word with five vowels in a row.”
What words were Fred and Nikita thinking of?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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