WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 22nd, 2026

Here’s The Story….
You know how in first grade they used fruits to explain stuff like “one banana 
plus two bananas make three bananas”? Here’s a list of high school math courses based on bananas:

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Algebra I – A
You have a negative banana (possibly made of antimatter). Add two bananas to it and you get one banana.

Algebra I – B
You have a banana. Factor it, or solve for apples using the quadratic formula.

Geometry
Prove: Bananas are not vegetables. Given: Bananas are fruits.

Algebra II
You have an imaginary banana. Square it, and you get one of those weird anti-matter bananas. 
The student learns that their dreams will become reality if they only raise them to the fourth power.

Pre-Calculus
What is the cosecant of Pi over 2 bananas in a unit apple?

Calculus AB
The student learns to find the slope of a banana.

Calculus BC
The student learns to find the slope of a banana and also to find the area under the banana.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“Engineers have begun trying to find a way to brew beer on the moon. Which 
means we’ll soon have astronauts calling into Mission Control saying, 
‘Houston, we have a drinking problem.'” -Conan O’Brien

“According to a new report, 67 percent of millennials use Netflix, which must 
really tick off whoever owns the account they’re using.” -Seth Meyers

“Wildlife officials in India are now putting wild monkeys on birth control to help 
curb the recent population spike. This is good for wildlife, and even better for 
female monkeys who want to focus on their careers.” -Jimmy Fallon 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus made up of 1 neutron, 
2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 
125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay 
but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Davis Caruso played the character ‘Topper’ Daniels in which movie?
 
Answer:  The correct answer was An Officer and a Gentleman! David Caruso in an early role. ‘Topper’ Daniels was an Aviation Officer Candidate (AOC) and was the first officer candidate to ‘DOR’ (Drop On Request) in the film. The 1982 movie, ‘An Officer and a Gentleman’, starred Richard Gere, Debra Winger, and Louis Gossett Jr.

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Evelyn Johnson was the love interest of TWO men in this movie, She was portrayed by Kate Beckinsale.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
 Fred and his wife, Nikita, were having a conversation about words while on a road trip.
Fred said, “I am thinking of a devilishly tricky word that has five consonants in a row.”
Nikita countered with, “That’s a good one, but people are lining up to find a word with five vowels in a row.”
What words were Fred and Nikita thinking of?

Answer:  Fred was thinking of witchcraft and Nikita was thinking of queueing.
While having a good chuckle over their cleverness, Nikita missed the turn off for 
Wheeling and they wasted an hour getting back on the right road.
 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What does this message say?

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