WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 23rd, 2026

Here’s The Story….
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition 
of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: “An intentional killing that occurs 
while the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising 
from an adequate cause, such as when a spouse’s mate is found in a ‘compromising position.'”

“See, I have a problem with that passion business,” responded the jury candidate. 
“During my first marriage, I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor. 
All I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot him.” 
She wasn’t selected for the jury. 😮😮 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“I’ve never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I 
took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round and gave her a burrito.” -Mitch Hedberg

“Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, 
I say, are you going to drink that?” –Lisa Claymen

“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can 
picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.” –Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The elevator in our building malfunctioned one day, leaving several of us stranded. 
Seeing a sign that listed two emergency phone numbers, I dialed the first and explained our situation.

After what seemed to be a very long silence, the voice on the other end said, 
I don’t know what you expect me to do for you; I’m a psychologist.”

“A psychologist?” I replied. “Your phone is listed here as an emergency number. Can’t you help us?”

“Well,” he finally responded in a measured tone. “How do you feel about being stuck in an elevator?” 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
 Evelyn Johnson was the love interest of TWO men in this movie, She was portrayed by Kate Beckinsale.
 
Answer:  The correct answer was Pearl Harbor! A tragic love story, set against the backdrop of the Pearl Harbor attack in WWII. Evelyn falls for Rafe (Ben Affleck), who is shot down over Europe, and presumed dead. His friend, Danny, (Josh Hartnett) comforts her, and fall in love. Rafe, however, has been in a POW camp and returns to Hawaii, the evening before the Japanese attack. Both survive, but Danny is killed in a later mission. Rafe and Evelyn get married.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Matty Walker plays a conniving vamp in which movie?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
 What does this message say?

G T Y O R J O T E O U I A B G T
 
Answer:  “Great Job You Got It”
This type of code is known as a Caesar Box (Julius Caesar was the first to write codes this way.) To decipher the message, simply divide the code into four groups of four (you can also divide them into groups such as 5 groups of 5 or 6 groups of 6 depending on the number of letters in the phrase), and rearrange them vertically like this…
G T Y O
R J O T
E O U I
A B G T

Then you read vertically column by column.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎

A group of four brothers did travel the land,
with only one steed shared among the whole band.
Though always surefooted, no matter the weather,
their mount would go lame if they didn’t ride together.
When one of the brothers was thrown and misplaced,
he was left where he lay and was quickly replaced.
When the ride became old and the brothers not needed,
to a game for all ages they simply retreated.
When many a player would fling them about,
and ringing a post was the victory shout.

Name us.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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