WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 26th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. 
“This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then 
calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. 
“That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of 
the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? 
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, 
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!” 😮😮😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“According to a list by ‘Business Insider,’ Washington University in St. Louis is the 
college with the best food. While the college with the worst food is 
the Olive Garden’s culinary institute.” -Seth Meyers

“A family cleaning out their grandparents’ attic in Florida found a wooden box 
containing a mummified pirate’s hand on a map with gold coins. A treasure chest 
full of gold pirate coins may be cool, but do you know what I have in my attic? Family 
heirlooms and pictures of all my loved ones – and isn’t that the real treasure? No, no 
it isn’t. The real treasure is a treasure chest full of gold pirate coins.” -James Corden

“Pope Francis is now telling married couples to have children, because only having 
pets could lead to anger or bitterness in old age. As opposed to having kids, 
which leads to anger AND bitterness in old age.” -Jimmy Fallon 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, 
noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be 
sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” 
“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?”
The neighbor says, “Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, 
but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, 
a friend, relative, or even a neighbor to take her seat?”
The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.” 😮😮

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Matty Walker plays a conniving vamp in which movie?
 
Answer:  Body Heat! Matty Walker, (real name Mary Ann Simpson), is played by Kathleen Turner as a sexy swindler, using Ned Racine, played by William Hurt as a way to kill her rich husband. The movie, released in 1981, is reminiscent of the 1944 Barbara Stanwyck film noir classic, ‘Double Indemnity’.

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which baseball movie has the character Ebby Calvin LaLoosh?

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
A group of four brothers did travel the land,
with only one steed shared among the whole band.
Though always surefooted, no matter the weather,
their mount would go lame if they didn’t ride together.
When one of the brothers was thrown and misplaced,
he was left where he lay and was quickly replaced.
When the ride became old and the brothers not needed,
to a game for all ages they simply retreated.
When many a player would fling them about,
and ringing a post was the victory shout.
Name us.
  
Answer: Horseshoes! 

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A cork, say from a wine bottle, is held by a robotic clamp at the bottom of a bucket of water and released the moment the bucket is dropped off the side of a tall building. What will happen to the cork during the fall? Will it float to the top of the bucket normally, slower than normal, faster than normal, or not at all?

Assume that there is no air resistance to slow the bucket down.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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