WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 27th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep 
the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound 
of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is 
filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don’t buy toilet paper there any more. 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“In Jerusalem, renovation work is beginning on Jesus’s burial tomb. It’s being 
listed as ‘occupied by previous owner for only three days!'” -Conan O’Brien

“A man in Minneapolis, Minnesota, is suing the TSA claiming that overly long airport 
security lines caused him to miss a flight. Seems like a strange move until you realize 
there’s no jury in the world that will side with the TSA.” -James Corden

“Since the UK officially voted to leave the European Union it caused the British pound 
to hit a 31-year low. You could tell Brits were struggling. Today Queen Elizabeth was 
wearing one of those cardboard crowns from Burger King.” -Jimmy Fallon 
 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Our armored car arrived earlier than usual, so my deposit wasn’t quite ready. 
As the young man waited patiently for me to secure the bag, I said, “Sorry to hold you up.”
“Delay, delay,” he corrected me. “We don’t use that other phrase.” 😮😅😎

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which baseball movie has the character Ebby Calvin LaLoosh?
 
Answer: Bull Durham! Ebby Calvin ‘Nuke’ LaLoosh was the hot-shot pitcher in ‘Bull Durham’, played by Tim Robbins, opposite Kevin Costner and Susan Sarandon. A great movie about minor league baseball.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Ben Sobel is a somewhat unwilling hero in which comedy?

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
A cork, say from a wine bottle, is held by a robotic clamp at the bottom of a bucket of water and released the moment the bucket is dropped off the side of a tall building. What will happen to the cork during the fall? Will it float to the top of the bucket normally, slower than normal, faster than normal, or not at all?
Assume that there is no air resistance to slow the bucket down.
  
Answer: The cork will stay at the bottom of the bucket and not float up at all during the fall, since the cork, the bucket and the water all fall at the same acceleration g (neglecting air resistance as all good physics questions do). The buoyant force of the water does not push the cork upward in this case since in free fall the buoyant force is zero. In other words, a cork only floats up when the water around it is heavier and pushes it up. In free fall the water is weightless, as is the cork and bucket, so there is no force to push the cork to the top of the bucket.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A steady stream of people enter John’s place of business and remove its treasured belongings. The people do not pay for what they take. John allows them to take as much as they can carry as long as they keep their mouths shut. What are the people taking and which type of business employs John?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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