WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 28th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other.
The first spaceman says, “The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons.”
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”
The first spaceman says, “I don’t think so. They have them aimed at themselves.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“Researchers are claiming that humans can only maintain close relationships with five people. 
Which should make for an interesting Mother’s Day for my mom and her six kids.” -Conan O’Brien

“Industry experts are speculating that Chipotle could be planning to add breakfast options. 
Of course, Chipotle already has a breakfast option. It’s the half a burrito you woke up next to.” -Seth Meyers

“The U.S. Surgeon General released a statement this week that said more Americans should start 
going on walks. Then to everyone’s surprise, he added, ‘Even if you’re just going out to 
have a smoke. Just stand up for once.'” -Jimmy Fallon 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband 
called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. 
“Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.

We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. 
As she input the password, she muttered, 
“I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing ‘Start123.'” 😮

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Ben Sobel is a somewhat unwilling hero in which comedy?
 
Answer:  Analyze This! Billy Crystal plays a psychiatrist in this one. Being a shrink for a mafia bigwig is NOT really a great career move, or life choice, but he soon gets ensnared in Paul Vitti’s (played by Robert de Niro) nefarious life. Lisa Kudrow co-stars as Ben’s fiancée (later his wife) in this 1999 comedy.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Isabel Fuentes was a character in which romcom, which also starred Matthew Perry?

Which is the odd one out?
Boundaries
Cancerous
Librarian
Scorpions
Chameleon
Keyboards

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
 A steady stream of people enter John’s place of business and remove its treasured belongings. The people do not pay for what they take. John allows them to take as much as they can carry as long as they keep their mouths shut. What are the people taking and which type of business employs John?

Answer: The people are taking books and John works for a library.
 
 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
These brain teasers rely on your ability to recognize groups of common attributes. For each of these puzzles you’ll need to figure out why the words or letters are grouped as they are. Sometimes you will be asked to pick the odd-one-out or to place a new word into the correct group.

Which is the odd one out?
Boundaries
Cancerous
Librarian
Scorpions
Chameleon
Keyboards

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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