WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 3rd, 2026

Here’s The Story….
My friend Kimberly announced that she had started a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.
“Good!” I exclaimed. “I’m ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. 
When I feel the urge to go out and get a burger and fries, I’ll call you first.”
“Great!” she replied. “I’ll ride with you.” 😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“More millennials are looking to get rid of extra piercings and even remove their tattoos. 
Researchers say it’s due to a new phenomenon occurring among 
millennials called turning 30.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study suggests that marriage is more beneficial for men than women. 
The results of the study were shouted at me through a locked bedroom door.” -Seth Meyers

“A study has confirmed that eating less increases your lifespan. The study goes on 
to advise the residents of Wisconsin to get their affairs in order.” -Conan O’Brien
 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative 
phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort.
“Sorry,” I replied, “but I’ve been incapacitated.”
Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer.
I interrupted and said, “I’m incapacitated. Do you know what that means?”
She hesitated. “It means your head was cut off?” 😮

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 2025 film combined vampires, Michael B. Jordan, and was set in Mississippi?

Answer: “Sinners” was set in 1932 in the Mississippi Delta region and starred Michael B. Jordan as twin brothers, Elijah and Elias. Unknowingly, their younger cousin was an incredible blues guitarist whose music summoned spirits and vampires. The film was listed as one the top ten movies of the year by the American Film Institute (AFI).

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which movie ties together Guillermo del Toro, Victor, and Jacob Elordi?
 

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Law enforcement officials in the city of Brane Gully face a peculiar challenge. The city’s criminal element, the Witty Mafia, violates all the laws on the books and attempts to obscure its crimes using riddles and puzzles of all kinds. When the BGPD is stumped, they call in Miss Terry Solver, P.I. to help solve the case.

Twenty-four Amazonian artifacts had disappeared from the Brane Gully Natural History Museum, so the police rounded up the usual suspects. The small carved fish were worth a fortune, and could be hidden nearly anywhere. Evidence and leads from interrogations led the police to the public library, where the artifacts were being hidden until they could be shipped safely out of the country.

One officer’s hunch proved correct when he searched through books on the Amazon and found 12 fish hidden in the hollowed-out tomes. The last book he searched contained no fish–but a riddle for the courier divulging the location of the remaining artifacts. Time was of the essence, so police called in Solver to make sense of the puzzle. Solver read:

Let this note be your Reference,
Your guide for where to look.
You don’t have to search the
World for a Book.
You may feel heartbreak,
Like you lost your first beau,
Just remember that old cliche,
And you’ll know just where to go.

Solver looked pensive for only a moment, then a smile spread across her face. She led detectives directly to a large book, and produced all of the remaining artifacts from the hollowed-out volume.

How did Solver know where to find the remaining artifacts?

Answer:  The riddle guided her to the reference section, and to the World Book encyclopedias. She knew to grab the third volume, because when you are heartbroken someone is likely to tell you, “There are always other fish in the sea (C).”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
“Now, I know everybody in this little old town, and I had never seen him before in my life!” Hilda Fiddlebottom, the town’s biggest busybody, told Chief Graham over the phone. “Plus he looked all suspicious like. So naturally I made sure to listen in to everything he was saying on his fancy cell phone.”

“Naturally,” replied Chief Graham.

“Well you are not going to believe this! Apparently he robbed a bank a few years back, and he hid the loot right here in our town! He said it was going to be tough, but he just had to retrieve it by midnight tonight! I didn’t catch why. But he said he was heading back to the motel to gather up his supplies and go get his loot! There are only a few hours left before his midnight deadline! GO GET HIM CHIEF!!”

Chief Graham and Detective Jefferson sped over to the town’s only motel, only to discover that it looked empty. But there were tire marks in the parking space in front of one of the rooms, as if someone had spun their tires taking off in a hurry.

“I bet that’s his room. He must have heard us coming and fled. You probably shouldn’t have blared your siren the whole way over here, Jefferson.”

“Sorry Chief. I’ve just always wanted to use my siren! We don’t get to see much action around here, you know?”

When they inspected his motel room, they discovered a curious array of equipment, half of which was packed into a very large, black duffel bag.

Jefferson looked at the chief and said “It looks like he was in the middle of packing up his supplies when he heard us and took off. We’ve got to find him! Maybe if we really analyze this equipment, we can figure out where he hid his loot. It looks pretty complicated. What do you think, Chief?”

“Well, this is the only evidence we have. Let’s see if we can deduce where he’s headed!”

Here were the supplies they found in and around the duffel bag:

A small folding step ladder; a can of WD-40; a roll of duct tape; two small tires, probably for a small lawn mower; a coil of thick, black nylon rope; some kind of gardening tool with a short, flat blade; a small blow torch; two empty Ziploc bags; a small air filter, possibly out of a vacuum cleaner; and a power drill.

After contemplating the items for a moment, Chief Graham laughed and said “I know exactly where’s he’s headed! If we hurry, we can catch him!

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