WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 4th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of 
them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.
The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”
Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”
“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and 
this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 
‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
A Vatican cardinal said Jesus was the original tweeter. I don’t know how 
popular he was. He only had 12 followers.” -Conan O’Brien

“A company in California has started selling a new cologne that smells like 
whiskey. I think my dad’s been wearing that cologne for 40 years.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher 
risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep.” -Seth Meyers 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Are you all right?” my seatmate on the plane asked, 
after noticing tears roll down my cheeks.
“I’m flying my husband’s ashes home for burial,” I explained, 
“and it just struck me that this will be our last trip together.”
“I know how you feel,” she said. “I had my horse for 20 years 
and just put him to sleep last week. 😮😮

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which movie ties together Guillermo del Toro, Victor, and Jacob Elordi?

Answer: The correct answer was Frankenstein! Mary Shelley’s classic horror novel “Frankenstein” was reinterpreted in 2025 by a film directed by Oscar winner Guillermo del Toro. The movie told the story faithfully to the written version and showcased Victor Frankenstein, a mad scientist played by Oscar Isaac. The life form created by Victor was called “the creature” and was played by actor Jacob Elordi.

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which horror/mystery film starred Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, and involved a disappearance?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
 “Now, I know everybody in this little old town, and I had never seen him before in my life!” Hilda Fiddlebottom, the town’s biggest busybody, told Chief Graham over the phone. “Plus he looked all suspicious like. So naturally I made sure to listen in to everything he was saying on his fancy cell phone.”

“Naturally,” replied Chief Graham.

“Well you are not going to believe this! Apparently he robbed a bank a few years back, and he hid the loot right here in our town! He said it was going to be tough, but he just had to retrieve it by midnight tonight! I didn’t catch why. But he said he was heading back to the motel to gather up his supplies and go get his loot! There are only a few hours left before his midnight deadline! GO GET HIM CHIEF!!”

Chief Graham and Detective Jefferson sped over to the town’s only motel, only to discover that it looked empty. But there were tire marks in the parking space in front of one of the rooms, as if someone had spun their tires taking off in a hurry.

“I bet that’s his room. He must have heard us coming and fled. You probably shouldn’t have blared your siren the whole way over here, Jefferson.”

“Sorry Chief. I’ve just always wanted to use my siren! We don’t get to see much action around here, you know?”

When they inspected his motel room, they discovered a curious array of equipment, half of which was packed into a very large, black duffel bag.

Jefferson looked at the chief and said “It looks like he was in the middle of packing up his supplies when he heard us and took off. We’ve got to find him! Maybe if we really analyze this equipment, we can figure out where he hid his loot. It looks pretty complicated. What do you think, Chief?”

“Well, this is the only evidence we have. Let’s see if we can deduce where he’s headed!”

Here were the supplies they found in and around the duffel bag:

A small folding step ladder; a can of WD-40; a roll of duct tape; two small tires, probably for a small lawn mower; a coil of thick, black nylon rope; some kind of gardening tool with a short, flat blade; a small blow torch; two empty Ziploc bags; a small air filter, possibly out of a vacuum cleaner; and a power drill. After contemplating the items for a moment, Chief Graham laughed and said “I know exactly where’s he’s headed! If we hurry, we can catch him!

Answer: “If he needs this elaborate array of equipment to get to his hidden stash, it must be pretty difficult, huh Jefferson?”
“I guess so, Chief.” Jefferson replied.
“So we’re trying to figure out where he’s headed right now, using the knowledge that when he gets there, he will need to use all of this equipment to get to his loot, right?”
“You got it!”
“This equipment sitting right in front of us in his motel room.”
“Right Chief.”
“He’s going to the hardware store, you idiot!” the Chief exclaimed. 
“He needs all this equipment to get to his loot, but he left it all in the motel room!”
 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
An antigram is an anagram which has a meaning opposite to its unscrambled version.

Try these:

EVIL’S AGENTS

REAL FUN

NICE LOVE

NO MORE STARS

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