WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 5th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
Five surgeons are having drinks together at a surgical convention and making jokes…
The first, a Florida surgeon, says: “I like to see accountants on my operating table, 
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second, a Michigan surgeon, responds: “Yeah, but you should try electricians. 
Everything inside of them is color coded.”
The third, a California surgeon, says: “No, I really think librarians are the best; 
everything inside of them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth, an New York surgeon, chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers. 
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
But the fifth, from Washington D.C. shut them all up when he observed, “You’re all wrong. 
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. 
There’s no guts, no heart, no brains, no spine, and the head and their butts are interchangeable.” 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“A package of salad mix that was sold in a Florida Walmart was found to contain a 
dead bat. This is shocking news – someone shopping at Walmart bought a salad.” -Conan O’Brien

“According to a new report, Amazon is now worth twice as much as Walmart. In response, 
Walmart announced that they’re planning to open a second checkout lane.” -Seth Meyers

“There is a new trend in U.K. corporate policy where employees are being given paid time 
off so that they can acclimate a new pet to their home. They’re calling it ‘pawternity’ leave. 
Paid time off for pets should not be a thing. Here is how that discussion should go: ‘Excuse 
me, boss, I want to get a new dog, but I need a week off to bond with the animal.’ 
And your boss goes, ‘Oh, OK, cool. You’re fired.'” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An weathered farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen 
when the woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their Silver 
wedding anniversary. ‘Let’s kill a pig and have a big BBQ party, Homer,’ she suggested.’
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. ‘Gee, Ethel,’ he finally answered, ‘I don’t see 
why the pig should suffer for something that happened 25 years ago.'”😮😮

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which horror/mystery film starred Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, and involved a disappearance?
 
Answer: “Weapons” begins with an elementary classroom where 17 of the 18 students in one class are missing from school. It’s discovered that the missing children all vanished in the night and the mystery takes over the film. Julia Garner played the classroom teacher of the missing students and Josh Brolin was the dad of one of the boys. 

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
“One Battle After Another” brought together Paul Thomas Anderson, Sean Penn, and involved the Christmas Adventurers Club.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
An antigram is an anagram which has a meaning opposite to its unscrambled version.

Try these:

EVIL’S AGENTS

REAL FUN

NICE LOVE

NO MORE STARS

Answer:  EVANGELISTS

FUNERAL

VIOLENCE

ASTRONOMERS

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
There are five doors, one leads to the exit, the others lead to traps. They are in a line. The clues tell you which position the doors are in the line and where the door to freedom is. All the clues are true. Each door has a clue written on it. The clues read:

The blue door: This door is two spots away from the door to freedom.
The red door: This door is at the far right, and is two spots away from the blue door.
The purple door: This door is not next to the door to freedom.
The green door: This door is left of the blue door.
The orange door: This door is not next to the red or blue doors.

Which door leads to freedom?

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