WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 11th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
A college student could not take his seminar final exam because of a funeral.
“No problem,” the teacher told him. “Make it up the following week.” 
That week came, and again he couldn’t take the test due to another funeral.
“You’ll have to take the test early next week,” the professor insisted. “I can’t keep postponing it.”
“I’ll take the test next week if no one dies,” the undergrad replied.
By now I the instructor was suspicious. 
“How can you have so many people you know pass away in three weeks?”
“I don’t know any of these people,” the student exclaimed. “But I’m the only gravedigger in town.” 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Amazon just announced that teens can now shop on their parents’ accounts, 
but the order will only go through if Mom and Dad approve it. Or if they click 
the button that says, ‘Mom and Dad approve it.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A company has come out with a line of medical marijuana dog treats. Finally a 
medicine that will help my dog lie on the couch all day.” -Seth Meyers

“According to a new report that just came out, the average college freshman 
reads at a seventh grade level. Or if you’re an optimist every seventh grader 
now reads at a college freshman level.” -Conan O’Brien 
 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at 
the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: “There is 
no easy way to say this so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. 
Your husband will die a violent death this year.”
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic’s lined face, then at the single 
flickering candle, then down at her hands. 
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the Tarot reader’s gaze, steadied her voice and asked, 
“Will I get away with it?” 😮😮
 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 2025 film starred Sophie Thatcher, Jack Quaid, and dealt with a killer robot?

Answer: The correct answer was Companion! The Sci-Fi thriller “Companion” saw Jack Quaid’s character renting a female robot named Iris. He had the ability to control the level of her emotions but took things too far in the exciting film. Iris was played by actress Sophie Thatcher, previously best known for her role in the Disney+ series “The Book of Boba Fett” from the “Star Wars” story. 

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Kidnapping, Emma Stone, and a plot about aliens were showcased in what 2025 motion picture?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
 I can be repeated,
But often not in the same way.

I can’t be changed,
But can be rewritten.

I can be forgotten,
And can also be lost with death.

My first is in horses,
But not in ponies.

My last is in pretty,
But not in beautiful.

What am I?

Answer:  History. 
 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Below are four epitaphs (writing on gravestones). 
From the writings, can you tell the occupation of each person?

1. Here lies Mortimer Bibbs.
   He took part of ours and gave it to big brother, but he always had good form.
2. Here lies Dirk McDuff, who toppled giants with weapons of steel. 
   If only he’d heard his partner’s shout before the giants found their revenge.
3. Here lies Suzy Smelt. She constructed many a bomb but mostly brought smiles to our faces.
4. Here lies Ethel Grant. She spent her whole life fighting with what she will now become.

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