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Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 13th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
I had given our daughter, who was 15 at the time, a driver’s manual. On the way
to town one day, I was coaching her as I drove. I told her to be studying her
book so as to be ready when it came time to get her drivers permit.
“Oh, she said, “I already know everything in the book.”
“You do?” I returned.
“Yep,” she said, very smugly.
I thought, “OK, I’ll give her a hard one.” So I asked her, “How many feet does it
take to stop the car if you are driving 60 miles an hour and
have to slam on the brakes real hard?”
“One,” she replied.
“What?” I asked.
“One?!” She repeated her answer and then because of the confused look on my
face, she added, “You always told me never to use
my left foot on the brakes, only use my right one.” 😮😢😁
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“Germany has just rolled out a new law banning hate speech. The law is tricky to
implement because everything sounds like hate speech when it’s spoken in German.” -Conan O’Brien

“Scientists have invented a way for you to change channels on your TV with gestures.
Yeah, it’s great for people who like watching sports completely still. ‘Wow! What a catch

  • nobody move! Oh, now we’re watching Lifetime.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study has determined that people in relationships can detect infidelity in
their partner’s voice. Especially when their voice says, ‘You’re home early!'” -Seth Meyers
 
 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Working for a pediatrician calls for stifling a chuckle from time to time.
When a frantic mother phoned to tell us her baby had a high temperature
of 102, we had to know whether she was taking the reading under the arm,
in the mouth or elsewhere. So we asked, “How are you taking it?”
Her reply, “Oh, I’m holding up pretty well!” 😮😮

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Jerry Bruckheimer produced what film about a comeback and starred Brad Pitt?
 
Answer: F1: The Movie! Brad Pitt played Formula-1 auto racer Sonny Hayes in a high-energy sports drama called “F1: The Movie”. Hayes had not lived up to the potential seen in his rookie season and made an attempt at a comeback 30 years later. The film was a critical and financial success. Jerry Bruckheimer, no stranger to major action films, produced the film along with Lewis Hamilton, a legendary F1 driver.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
In what 2025 Jon Chu directed film did you hear “No Good Deed” and see witches?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
 For each group below, fill in the blanks with two words that differ only by their first letter.

  1. Stop thinking over here. Go _ _ _ _ _ _ over _ _ _ _ _ _.
  2. An untrained person could be killed in these woods, but there is little _ _ _ _ _ _ for a _ _ _ _ _ _.
  3. Writing an “A” on your dish rag would make it a _ _ _ _ _ with a _ _ _ _ _.

Answer:   1. PONDER, YONDER

  1. DANGER, RANGER
  2. TOWEL, VOWEL

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Five neighborhood children went trick or treating together. Each wore different costumes, carried a different bag for candy and had a different favorite candy. From the clues can you figure out who wore which costume, the type of bag he/she carried and his/her favorite candy?

The Children:
Three girls: Abby, Leah & Xarina
Two boys: Logan & Tyler

Costumes:
Hobo
Kitten
Pirate
Princess
Punk Rocker

Candy Bags:
Black Plastic Trash Bag (Black)
Blue Pillowcase (Blue)
Decorated Grocery Sack (Grocery)
Plastic Pumpkin (Pumpkin)
Yellow Pillowcase (Yellow)

Favorite Candy:
Bubblegum (Bubble)
Chocolate (Choc)
Lemon-drops (Lemon)
Peanut Butter Pieces (PB)
Taffy

  1. Of the punk rocker & the hobo: One of the girls had decorated a grocery sack and the other absolutely loves chocolate.
  2. Neither of the boys carried the plastic pumpkin or the blue pillowcase.
  3. The five children were: the boy with the black plastic bag, the one who loves lemondrops, Xarina, the chocolate lover, and the girl dressed as a kitten (who loves peanut butter).
  4. The pirate (whose favorite candy is not bubblegum or taffy) carried the yellow pillowcase.
  5. The pirate’s sister, Abby, was going to carry a blue one, but changed her mind at the last minute.
  6. Tyler doesn’t chew bubblegum so he gave his to the girl with the grocery bag (it’s her favorite).
  7. Again (not necessarily in the same order), the children are: the girl with the plastic pumpkin, the Hobo, the princess, Logan and the one who loves bubblegum.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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