WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 23rd, 2026
Here’s The Story….
Back during the days of the former Soviet Union, a fellow by the name of Gerald Chattington
had a friend in the Soviet Embassy by the name of Rudolph Nosov, who would drop by occasionally.
One evening, Gerald and his wife, Peg, were sitting in the kitchen chatting when Gerald looked out
the window and said, “Look, it’s snowing.” Rudolph looked out and said very quickly,
“No, I think it is just rain.” “I’m sure it is snow,” insisted Gerald. “And I am just as sure that it is rain,”
said Rudolph. At this point Gerald turned to Peg to settle the argument. Peg looked out the window
for a moment, then said, “What can I say? Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear. 😮😁😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not
pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About
“Saying ‘I notice you’re a nerd’ is like saying, ‘Hey, I notice that you’d rather be
intelligent than be stupid, that you’d rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you
believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay
Lohan. Why is that?’ In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are
pretty lame. Even ‘lame’ is kind of lame. Saying ‘You’re lame’ is like saying
‘You walk with a limp.’ Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent,
and he’s done all right for himself.”
― John Green
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives
the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door.
A stunned patron then asks the waiter, “What was that all about?” The waiter
responded, “That’s just the way pandas are,” and walked away. Well, the patron
didn’t know what a panda was, so at home that night he looks up “panda”
in the dictionary and what he finds explained everything: “Panda: A large
black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves.” 😮
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Sam and Michael are two teenagers who move to Santa Carla, California with their mother; unaware that this is a town overrun with vampires. After Michael begins showing signs of becoming a vampire himself, Sam and two of his friends set out to find and destroy the head vampire, as destroying it could reverse the process. They have to be quick, though; Michael is already developing a desire for human blood, and one taste will make the transformation complete.
Answer: Santa Carla – Cory Feldman (1987) The correct answer was The Lost Boys
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This is a futuristic space adventure sent on a quest to stop the evil Durand Durand; who is hiding somewhere in the Tau Ceti planetary system. Barbarella is taken to Sogo, the city where Durand Durand was supposedly housing his destructive weaponry. Here she is taken by a concierge who traps her in the “Excessive Machine”. She survives the encounter, which destroys the device, much to the concierge’s dismay. He then reveals himself to be the very one who she was looking for; an aged 25-year-old (the side effects of the machine caused rapid aging). The movie did not perform well at the time, but gained a cult following. If the villainous Durand Durand sounds at all familiar; yes, the band Duran Duran was indeed inspired by this film for their band name.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Muffi, Maddie, Trixie, and Libby live for fashion. Together, they’ve sought the advice of the trendiest fashion guru. To their surprise, they found that they had been wearing the wrong type of clothing for years! The consultation consisted of measuring, color charting, body shape identification, and pattern choices for each woman. After the consultation each woman was given her correct dress size and the best pattern and color for her body shape. No woman was the same size or shape as another, nor did any share color or pattern choices. Can you determine the best look for each shopper? Dress sizes were 6, 8, 10, and 12. Body shapes were hourglass, pear, apple, and stick figure. Patterns were dots, solids, plaid, and stripes. Colors were pink, red, blue, and black.
Clues:
- The fashionista with the pear shaped body was the one who could wear plaid.
- Neither the girl who looked good in blue nor the one who shone in pink wore the largest size.
- Trixie is a size 10.
- Stripes looked good on the largest woman.
- Libby was smaller than Trixie, but larger than Maddie.
- The woman who looked good in pink polka dots had a stick figure.
- Neither the apple nor the hourglass looked good in blue.
- Trixie could not wear plaid or dots and Muffi was told to always wear red.
- Solid black looked great on the apple shaped woman.
- The stick figure is not the smallest woman, but she is smaller than the woman who now wears black.
Answer: Muffi, 12, red, hourglass, stripes
Maddie, 6, blue, pear, plaid
Trixie, 10, black, apple, solids
Libby, 8, pink, stick, dots
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Assuming you can’t steal an animal’s sense of hearing, or use an electrical device,
what would you need in order to hear a pin drop from over 20 yards?
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