WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 25th, 2026

Farm Animal Punography….
Don’t feel sheepish if you don’t know many puns yet.
Catch up with these udderly great farm animal puns.
A horse is a very stable animal.
If you hear it from the horse’s mouth, you’re listening to a neigh-sayer.
After the horse ate all of his hay, he had a baleful look about him.
One horse said to another, “Your pace is familiar, but I don’t remember the mane.”
The farmer bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.
The best way to stop a charging bull is to take away his credit card.
It’s no fun telling jokes to cattle; they’ve herd it all.
Why was the goose jealous of the sheep? Her husband kept saying “I love ewe.”
The pig got out again, but don’t worry — I tractor down.
Why did the calf need to go to bed? Her mother told her it was pasture bedtime.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere else again.
3. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.
4. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
6. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
7. Semi-annual After-Christmas sale.
8. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
10. Dinner special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
11. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
12. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home.
13. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
14. Great dames for sale.
15. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
16. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
17. Vacation special: have your home exterminated.
18. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
19. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
20. For rent: 6-room hated apartment.
21. Man, honest. Will take anything.
22. Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first.
23. Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person.
24. Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
25. Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
26. And now, the Superstore—unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
27. We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This is a futuristic space adventure sent on a quest to stop the evil Durand Durand; who is hiding somewhere in the Tau Ceti planetary system. Barbarella is taken to Sogo, the city where Durand Durand was supposedly housing his destructive weaponry. Here she is taken by a concierge who traps her in the “Excessive Machine”. She survives the encounter, which destroys the device, much to the concierge’s dismay. He then reveals himself to be the very one who she was looking for; an aged 25-year-old (the side effects of the machine caused rapid aging). The movie did not perform well at the time, but gained a cult following. If the villainous Durand Durand sounds at all familiar; yes, the band Duran Duran was indeed inspired by this film for their band name.

Answer: Sogo – Jane Fonda (1968) The correct answer was Barbarella!
 
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
After another student loses his virginity, four friends decide it is their turn to do the same, and make a pact to do so before prom night three weeks later. Three of the friends, however, determine that it is naïve of them to do so just for the sake of it, and on prom night, decide they did not want to lose their virginity. After learning that the first was lying about his experience, they reconcile.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Assuming you can’t steal an animal’s sense of hearing, or use an electrical device,
what would you need in order to hear a pin drop from over 20 yards?

Answer: A bowling ball. 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I am periodically the number 79. Long ago some attempted to make me from 29,
but learned it couldn’t be done. If you add me to 80 I appear to be 47 temporarily.
What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hTE LINKS:
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